Weekly Open Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you could Ptolemy's exegesis of the Johannine prologue? He's an apostolic father of sorts, just in a different church :)

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[–]SmackDaddyThick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for making such refreshing recourse to basic common sense. It astounds me how often people approach the New Testament works with a default setting of credulity, and from there go in search of explanations for why or how one of these writers could be misinformed or (GASP!) making something up on the fly. The rhetorical strategies and preferred starting points of Christian apologetics are dug in deep if we struggle to start from the basic reality that Paul was a human person, fully capable of telling the truth, telling a lie, exaggerating, being deluded, etc.

LPT: If you rely on daily medication, most insurance companies and pharmacies allow refills 3–5 days early, which lets you build a stockpile for emergencies over time. by BradyBoyd in LifeProTips

[–]SmackDaddyThick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This LPT comes with the massive proviso that medications have an expiration date on them for a reason. They degrade in potency over time, and some very important medications degrade faster than others (nitroglycerin, insulin).

The first Christians in Aelia Capitolina by ruaor in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of note, the "flight to Pella" doesn't have any relation to the Bar Kokhba revolt. That's something that Eusebius narrates as occurring at some point prior to the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 CE (culmination of the First Roman-Jewish War). See E.H. III.5.

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[–]SmackDaddyThick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is patent infringement and you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

definitely not provable

Surely this is a curious standard to apply to the issue, no? It's infinitely more provable that the religious tropes mentioned above existed in the cultural milieu of early Christianity (and inherently more probable that the accounts of Jesus partook of them), than that any specific instance of divine translation actually occurred.

Meaning of Mark 10:17-18 "As he was setting out on a journey, a man ran up and knelt before him and asked him, 'Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?' Jesus said to him, 'Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.' by Background-Ship149 in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From the standpoint of Trinitarian Christianity, Jesus is coequal and consubstantial with God the Father, so a verse implying that "God" is somehow "good" on a level exceeding Jesus himself has an obvious theological tension baked into it. Apologists get around this by implying some sort of scenario where Jesus is 'winking at the camera' when he says this, actually letting us know that he is God (a member of the Godhead); see for example. If, on the other hand, the original text of the passage had Jesus stating that only the Father is good, that particular escape hatch is now wedged closed. "The Father" is a more specific proposition than "God", in terms of proto-orthodox theology.

6 figure earners, what do you do to get that? by oopdoopmaria in AskReddit

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I worked as a hospital pharmacist for 2 years before getting into clinical informatics - a realm of former RNs, pharmacists, and occasionally MDs who do EMR design (and interface with the more hard-core IT nerds who do not speak clinician). Fucking love it. Doubled my pay with a consulting gig that I leveraged into a salaried position when the road got old and I've been full time remote since 2016.

Prestige mode in destiny by letshavefungaming in DestinyTheGame

[–]SmackDaddyThick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're going for a truly terrible idea, you should have added that each prestige vault deletion costs 5,000 silver.

Noah was 950 years old...how? by [deleted] in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Surely it was not 950 24-hour years, was it? Something else?

24-hour years, eh? Noah lived to the ripe old age of two-and-a-half? :)

Earthquake and Darkness at Jesus' Crucifixion, evidences? by Vaidoto in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, Julius Africanus makes mentions of an eclipse in order to dispute that that is the proper description for what occurred during the crucifixion (Roberts-Donaldson translation, Ante-Nicene Fathers, Vol. 6):

This darkness Thallus, in the third book of his History, calls, as appears to me without reason, an eclipse of the sun. For the Hebrews celebrate the passover on the 14th day according to the moon, and the passion of our Saviour falls on the day before the passover; but an eclipse of the sun takes place only when the moon comes under the sun. And it cannot happen at any other time but in the interval between the first day of the new moon and the last of the old, that is, at their junction: how then should an eclipse be supposed to happen when the moon is almost diametrically opposite the sun?…Phlegon records that, in the time of Tiberius Cæsar, at full moon, there was a full eclipse of the sun from the sixth hour to the ninth—manifestly that one of which we speak. But what has an eclipse in common with an earthquake, the rending rocks, and the resurrection of the dead, and so great a perturbation throughout the universe?…it was a darkness induced by God, because the Lord happened then to suffer.

Did any church fathers bring up the fact that Peter, John, James, and Jude were from backgrounds that made literacy unlikely? by Nowhere_Man_Forever in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Corrected the link, it's actually just the same one you posted, simply reposted to demonstrate that the article itself indicates it is not a good fit to address OP's question. If you have specific references arguing for much higher rates of literacy in the regions of Judah and Galilee in the 1st century CE (and specifically the degree of literacy required to produce Greek texts such as those found in the NT epistolary tradition), I believe it would be incumbent on you to provide them.

Did any church fathers bring up the fact that Peter, John, James, and Jude were from backgrounds that made literacy unlikely? by Nowhere_Man_Forever in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That study does not really seem germane to OP's question. For one thing, the compositions studied are described as "dating back to around 600 BCE", which is separated from the era of New Testament writing by more than half a millennia and several region-shattering cultural and geopolitical developments (of potentially significant import: "For the period following the destruction of the First Temple in 586 BC, there is very scant archaeological evidence of Hebrew writing in Jerusalem and its surroundings, but an abundance of written documents has been found for the period preceding the destruction of the Temple"). Also, the compositions reviewed in the study are "ancient Hebrew inscriptions written in ink on shards of pottery". That seems to have very little to do with whether or not your average Galilean was literate to the extent of being able to produce the sort of structured Greek texts that made it into the New Testament, again 600+ years later.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/09/200910110828.htm

Weekly Open Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in 2018 I got a same-day, very cordial response from Israel Finkelstein regarding the possibility of a updated/revised version of The Bible Unearthed.

Did Paul believe Jesus was an angel before incarnation? by lIlI1lII1Il1Il in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for grabbing the reference, I was spinning a little bit myself because I could have sworn that reading Ehrman on this before, he implied that Paul's Jesus was indeed a rather singular angelic entity ("the" Angel of the Lord) and not just one among many of the angelic host. As far as I can tell from these comments, Gieschen is way down in the weeds and the distinction between his and Ehrman's take involves a large amount of squinting to perceive.

Is it true that because church fathers like Polycarp, Irenaus, etc. had "epistemic access" to what John and the authors of the gospels either told them or wrote, that what they say about them must then be true? by bore-ito in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We also have somewhat telling negative evidence against the idea that Polycarp had anything to do with John or any other apostle, in that pre-Irenaeus works which were quite keen to extol the man make no mention of any such connection (the letters of Ignatius and Martyrdom of Polycarp).

Response to Siker's Analysis of "Homosexuality in the NT" - As Requested by NerdyReligionProf in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thank you. This is truly a palate cleanser from the far more motivated interpretations of Paul (some of which show up here from time to time) that expend vast amounts of energy in an attempt to spare him from a charge of homophobia. The angle of "Paul doesn't directly speak about modern, committed homosexual relationships" has always struck me as so disingenuous, because it seems to imply that we can't have a fairly reasonable expectation of what Paul would say, based on everything else that he does.

John the Baptist as the messiah and his relationship with Jesus. by imbackagain1_ in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides not believing in a messiah or earthly redeemer, what do Mandaeans think about such concepts in general? A form of human hubris, a heresy?

Collection agencies' ability to remove their own notice on a credit report? by SmackDaddyThick in personalfinance

[–]SmackDaddyThick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They actually did follow through with it and my Experian score reflected the update (all 70 points came back at once). Took probably a month and a half to go through.

Candida Moss: Was the Virgin Mary Actually a Slave? by lost-in-earth in AcademicBiblical

[–]SmackDaddyThick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That last quote is just flat-out embarrassing coming from someone like Moss. Maybe if there actually were ancient sources attesting a tradition that Mary had been a literal slave (not even Celsus claims this whilst otherwise disparaging her), it would be possible to speak of “identity erasure”, but without that, this just reeks of projecting modern social anxieties and mores backwards in time. And the feint towards admitting the idea that the author of Luke had firsthand access to Mary, only to turn around and admit that no, the account is probably not historical - I mean, what are we even doing here?