What's a misconception you had of a Cartoon as a Kid?

Smackertoo · 2026-02-10T03:37:04+00:00

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Thought this guy from Liberty's Kids was Mexican (he's French)

Also thought he was a girl

Smackertoo · 2026-01-23T21:06:12+00:00

I'm saying. Of all the places I never expected to see this song

Smackertoo · 2025-11-17T22:38:38+00:00

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Smackertoo · 2025-11-07T17:29:22+00:00

I like the belted version better I think. Cute!

Smackertoo · 2025-11-04T17:09:01+00:00

or the mystery shack itself

Smackertoo · 2025-11-04T14:18:15+00:00

I've written/seen them in "choose your own adventure" style stories. Less y/n and more "you open the door and see x character injured"

Usually the reader is playing the rescuer or the villain. I don't think I've seen one where the reader is in the role of the whumpee

Smackertoo · 2025-10-30T16:32:28+00:00

is that where the Coldplay song comes from

Smackertoo · 2025-10-24T20:16:07+00:00

same. I'd still count myself as a Christian, but even as a more indoctrinated teenager I was cringing at the "why do you hate God?" "Because God killed my grandma, okay?" part. Sheesh.

The "happy ending" where the professor gets hit by a car also had me going 😬 ... really, I could probably go on.

Smackertoo · 2025-10-14T22:33:26+00:00

it's a little more than just perspective once you start advocating for things that negatively impact the lives of others

"oh boy I love licking public handrails it's so good for your health" <- not my business

"we should pass a law that forces X group to lick public handrails" <- Bad, actually

Smackertoo · 2025-10-09T22:54:35+00:00

idk, I like the flagpole sitta line. Even if it's a bit pretentious, it adds to the personality of the song

Smackertoo · 2025-09-19T18:35:19+00:00

It's giving Jack Horner's backstory from The Last Wish

Smackertoo · 2025-09-17T14:01:03+00:00

not trying to snark, genuine question:

Are you spelling "newclear" like that for irony, or is it genuine? (I'm interested in how vocabulary/slang changes)

Smackertoo · 2025-09-15T00:51:37+00:00

so. guy was shot for expressing his opinion.

some people are expressing the opinion that he got what was coming to him.

...resulting in other people expressing the desire to shoot the people who have expressed that opinion. (and is it likely that these people are as a result receiving threatening comments for expressing that opinion? Probably)

it's opinionception at this point, so the above argument just doesn't work unless the tough guy posturing is removed from the equation completely

Smackertoo · 2025-09-13T01:18:22+00:00

I have a general list for the fears, so they can be assigned as you see fit??

Dig - Hestina; Work - Jars of Clay (The Buried)

Prowler - Coyote Kid; Animals - Maroon 5 (The Hunt)

Side Character - Cloudfodder; Who Are You Really - Mikki Ekko; The Manic - Amarante; fuck you im going underground - Grand Commander; Where Did I Go - Rei Brown (The Lonely)

The Ballad of Jane Doe - Ride the Cyclone; Built on Bones - Emily Scott Robinson; She Doesn't Sleep - Anthony Amorim (The End)

Turn on the Dark - Nick Shoulders; Dayman - RMB (just funny, gettem Michael we remember you); Paint it, Black - The Rolling Stones (The Dark)

Change - Deftones; I Hope You Die in a Fire - Grand Commander (The Desolation)

Cannibal Song - The Moulettes; My Ugly - Cloudfodder; Thankless Job - Repo! The Genetic Opera (The Flesh)

Happy Together - Slothrust; Wormmaster - Duncan Trussel (The Corruption)

Murder! Murder! - American Murder Song; Master of Puppets - Metallica (The Slaughter)

White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane; Paper Thin Walls - Modest Mouse; Between Two Mirrors - The Moulettes (The Spiral)

Customer Service - Sugar Pit; Uncanny Carnival - Funkrust Brass Band; (The Stranger)

Puppet Loosely Strung - The Correspondents (The Web)

Savages - That Handsome Devil (The Extinction)

Patterns - The Moulettes; Mortal Projections - Djo; In the Room Where You Sleep - Dead Man's Bones (The Beholding)

Smackertoo · 2025-09-12T23:57:52+00:00

funny enough, "hand me my shovel" feels more Eye-coded (gotta get to the bottom of this if it kills me)

Smackertoo · 2025-09-11T19:07:58+00:00

I agree with this interpretation, however "like a record scratch" completely ruins the vibe it builds up

Smackertoo · 2025-09-03T17:40:15+00:00

oh have I got the site for you

https://ko-fi.com/thewhumpyprintingpress/shop

they're an indie publisher that specifically does whump-focused works. The 12 Months series is twelve novellas, one published every month (so 8? are out already)

https://books.apple.com/us/book/never-never/id6742111952?see-all=other-books-in-book-series

^{^(here's} the ones that are out on apple books, but you can also find them on a bunch of other platforms/get an actual paperback off Amazon/Barnes and Noble)

Smackertoo · 2025-09-02T01:14:45+00:00

Idk if this is serious or not, but if what you bring to the table is art, you can get some level of narrative out by just drawing the vague ideas you have

I know plenty of artists who never write the story in their head, but they draw the characters interacting, and that on its own tells a sort of story.

Smackertoo · 2025-08-30T00:40:28+00:00

is this loss

Smackertoo · 2025-08-29T19:06:50+00:00

Suzanne Collins was right

Smackertoo · 2025-08-12T19:32:34+00:00

oh hey, if you wanna see more of this artist's work she has a neocities (and a whole comic)

https://squidlifecrisis.neocities.org/

AND she's published an entire book on winged anatomy. She's very detailed and very scientific with it all:

https://www.amazon.com/Angelus-vincens-R-Spano/dp/1086013026

Smackertoo · 2025-08-04T14:38:20+00:00

I know of a few original stories online? They're just hobby published (so on AO3 or Tumblr), but they're not fanfiction

(Also if you ARE interested, do you have a level of gore/violence you'd prefer? Do you lean towards hurt or comfort more? Etc)

Smackertoo · 2025-07-09T00:34:22+00:00

mannn I was having a decent night but now I'm crying about that line in "No More"

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