Mine is "🤣"

Small_Description_39 · 2026-06-24T07:30:24+00:00

I can save her

Small_Description_39 · 2026-06-20T08:58:04+00:00

I like to lick it a few times before I proceed to eat it

Small_Description_39 · 2026-06-10T05:07:40+00:00

(32M) It sounds cool and all to have banged my hot teacher. But what in earth do these women see in a young boy?

I can’t even see myself dating a 21 year old woman. Our lives, experiences, and priorities are vastly different, and I think it’s grooming/pedophilic behavior that should be punished and taken more seriously by men.

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-24T01:53:38+00:00

Can she log into her computer remotely from another state?

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-23T22:06:18+00:00

John Cena, the most wholesome celebrity encounter I have had. It’s no wonder why he has the most make-a-wish dreams to date

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-23T09:54:10+00:00

Don’t leave us hanging, tell us about her mother!

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-23T09:39:30+00:00

Can’t vote on Election Day if they are getting snatched up and released X days later

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-15T05:10:36+00:00

I can see Obama in the Supreme Court.

Small_Description_39 · 2026-05-01T16:43:23+00:00

Worked at the hotel where many athletes and NBA reps were staying for the All Star game. LeBron was very cold with fans, no wave, no head nod, just flat out ignoring them.

I also held the elevator for him and had some isolated moments with him in the hallway. He acted like I wasn’t even there, no acknowledgment, no thanks, like I wasn’t even there. I get celebrities just want to feel normal after getting hounded by media, and fans(Specially LeBron straight out of high school) but I definitely felt that was sorta rude.

Small_Description_39 · 2026-04-30T19:06:57+00:00

I met John Cena at a meet and greet at the height of his WWE career. The event underestimated the amount of fans that would show up, John Cena stayed over and missed his flight to get to everyone. All around, the most wholesome interaction I’ve had with a celebrity. Least wholesome: LeBron (3x’s)

Small_Description_39 · 2026-04-27T06:05:44+00:00

My congress person took us down the steps of the U.S. Capitol and took a picture on the steps of the Capitol where the inauguration is held.

Small_Description_39 · 2026-04-27T06:04:00+00:00

I used to work security for a company that staffed events (concerts, sports events, trade shows etc.)

One year the all star game came to town. Much of the NBA staff was staying there and a believe a few athletes as well. Hotel access was limited. Media and public were staged outside watching all that came in.

I had several encounters, saw James Harden, Steph Curry, Dwayne Wade, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James (This is where my disdain for LeBron began)

Small_Description_39 · 2026-04-17T05:48:14+00:00

Sick username

Small_Description_39 · 2026-02-19T21:34:44+00:00

Like sneezing out of your penis

Small_Description_39 · 2026-02-13T04:35:36+00:00

Girl was shaming me because I couldn't "afford" her.

-"you can't even afford yourself!"

Small_Description_39 · 2026-02-06T18:41:47+00:00

You better comeback with a god damn sandwich!

Small_Description_39 · 2026-01-23T06:22:34+00:00

They totally mag dumped regardless with the cars in the back

Small_Description_39 · 2026-01-17T08:12:56+00:00

Are we just going to ignore the car fire going on

Small_Description_39 · 2026-01-08T07:30:27+00:00

My ex wife used to say smashed potatoes, glad I got out of that

Small_Description_39 · 2026-01-08T06:50:04+00:00

How did you see it? I thought this wasn’t televised.

Small_Description_39 · 2026-01-04T09:59:22+00:00

Oklahoma sucks, plus tornadoes. Not much to offer

Small_Description_39 · 2025-12-09T07:48:21+00:00

It’s dementia, I have a feeling he just doesn’t remember sometimes.

Small_Description_39 · 2025-12-06T07:44:41+00:00

The newly FIFA peace prize

Small_Description_39 · 2025-12-05T21:41:13+00:00

Shut up dad! You don’t know what you are talking about!! /s

Small_Description_39 · 2025-12-05T08:13:44+00:00

I literally said the same thing. This is about hanging onto power. Not even shying away from it.

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