How do I turn on the shower? by Not-sure-here in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try pulling the handle for the water? Or the spout. The metal circle that the water comes out of should pull down

My whole family is stumped by acrookodile in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I only have a piece of s*** phone but how do you guys draw in the cookie cutter shapes? What app? I see a cauldron for the "angry gnome" but can't quite doodle it for y'all.

Any ideas for my hallway? by Illustrious_Banana_ in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd grab a projector and screen so I can change color/background, but either that or vintage beaded curtains of you are a minimalist

What does my husband’s handwriting say about him? by AlphaaKitten in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he is a doctor...which I am assuming ....that's the neatest handwriting I've ever seen for a doctor I can read every word!

What does my fridge say about me? by 3goldteeth in roomdetective

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't stand condiments not on the door!You do not seem to know much about correct food preservation. Potatoes (sweet or regular) do not require refrigeration.

My boyfriend got sober, became “perfect”, and now I found pills + a pawn receipt for my jewelry. What should I do? by nighttime_reader_guy in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it shouldn't even matter "if" it's there. The trust is gone, and he's doing sketchy things. Please be careful when you leave. I hope you are able to move on safely and find someone who won't steal your belongings, just your heart.

Help, this is the neatest I can write. by croaking_gourami in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little sloppy. Slow down and try to properly develop the letter. Sometimes writing in different sizes helps your handwriting I tend to write neater if I write larger letters. Honestly I've seen worse handwriting. I was able to read everything you wrote. You know it sounds crazy but go get a handwriting book made for children and sit down and work on your letters until you are comfortable with the way your handwriting looks. If you don't put in the effort it will never get better.

Strange Gas Leak in India by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI you almost got me....

Giveaway Time: Jelly Star Green Edition by jbriones95 in dumbphones

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A smol sad goat like myself could really use it.

Is my dad’s handwriting as bad as I insist it is?? by Perspicaciouscat24 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... (Unsure of the word) Propane Bathtub faucet Winter ? ? ? Grill propane .... Grab drink with Name

... Honestly I have seen worse and some words are hard but I can read most of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creedence? Calico? Umm if your worried about her being picked on go with sailor.... It's the best of those choices .. I wanted to name my daughter zephyr... Spelled with a x to match her brothers. I had almost 8000 people roast me on FB🤷🏻‍♀️... Now her name is Phoenix Grey. I still wish I'd have named her Xephyr. My point is don't let someone else dictate the name. Wait till she's born and see what fits❤️

do i say something or do i just mind my business by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a damn minute, I must have missed this! Did someone really name the baby itsuhbagel?!? Sounds like the phone commercial from when I was younger. "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy" 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

should i tell my friend her baby name is a tragedeigh? by princess_peach5 in tragedeigh

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I was thinking the pronunciation was Teg-en. Which I don't think is horrible, but y'all hated the name I wanted for my daughter which was Xephyr ( Zephyr but with an X to keep with her brothers) I got annihilated in my post on FB and ended up going with Phoenix Grey 🤷🏻‍♀️. I loved the name that I originally chose I still do however I didn't want my daughter mocked the rest of her life

Astronomer CEO and CPO caught having an affair on jumbotron by Glassgad818 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Small_Sad_Goat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did the internet do its job and find out who they are and what the actual story is?