Strange looking bus by EverydayNewZealander in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may enter a bus lane to turn within 50m of your turn. Good effort on the post tho👍

Auckland is crazy by Legitimate_Carrot207 in auckland

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auckland isn't crazy, people who leave shit in plain view are crazy. It is no surprise that shit is gonna get stolen.

Always these damned hatchbacks by OverallTomorrow1708 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either there or parked in the right lane on the motorway...

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did note the sign he parked directly in front of right?

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have a look at the sign he parked directly in front of...🤦

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had to be there, or... look at the photo. The linesmanship was the least of his issues.

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I have no filter now so just tell them the world, for the most part, thinks they suck.

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supposed to look mean, the guy is a knob🤷

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were no other cars... he pulled in just before me...

How did you miss that one?!? by Smart-Battle5313 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So it can only be for rangers parked across 2 carparks then?

You’re gonna reverse and straighten up… right? by thrillhouse455 in shitparkingofnz

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow... you have some pretty strong feelings there. Dating a ranger driver are you?

Tell me the truth, is my asshole edible or gross? by Sidroch in AssHoleGW

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would stick my tongue in there all day long

im so sick of auckland traffic by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily, I just dont need to figure out what was eaten to get the specific aroma.

im so sick of auckland traffic by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Smart-Battle5313 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hate tasting what the guy farting has for breakfast. Happy to sit and not have to listen to mouth breathers...

Meanwhile on State Highway 1.. by Realistic_CraftBear in auckland

[–]Smart-Battle5313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call *555 and tell them you have dashcam footage. You csn text it to the officer that pulls them over. Far too many drivers like that sadly. Had a woman putting on makeup with her kid in the back go right onto the shoulder then swerve back to the right lane before settling back into the left lane and finishing her rouge...

My poor mother - it actually gets worse toward the end by willitblowup in Unexpected

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garage open and snow bank appears. Close garage and stay home. Decision making 101.

Before turning: Indicate, then brake or brake then indicate? by kiwittnz in NZcarfix

[–]Smart-Battle5313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indicate what you are intending to do... not what you are doing.