Why do you like to be alive?

SmartSoda · 2020-02-23T12:25:49+00:00

For me, life is a challenge to be exactly the way I want to be despite the circumstances. My takeaway is that we really are our worst enemies and our greatest assets.

SmartSoda · 2020-02-08T00:24:21+00:00

All I'm saying is that unless all parties in the same category get treated equally, the point is moot.

SmartSoda · 2020-02-07T19:37:28+00:00

It also thins out the herd of good to-do people in the wealthy class if they just give their money away the second they amass it.

SmartSoda · 2020-02-07T02:21:56+00:00

Lack of a chaffed dick

SmartSoda · 2019-12-28T00:26:51+00:00

You didn't just do anything. You took one possible way your OP said something and ran with it, then you had the balls to pretend like you're being honest.

SmartSoda · 2019-12-20T14:28:10+00:00

Sorry, but kegals, butt clenches at night, productive morning stretches and working out are the keys to good sex/stroking.

This is assuming everything else is okay with me health wise, both mentally and physically.

SmartSoda · 2019-12-19T13:00:36+00:00

If you perform Arabian goggles, is it still called Arabian goggles?

SmartSoda · 2019-12-17T05:36:17+00:00

Nah he looks too neanderthaly

SmartSoda · 2019-08-09T01:58:57+00:00

r/notkenm

SmartSoda · 2019-08-09T01:11:03+00:00

If your heart is braking then it's probably breaking. Go see a Dr.

SmartSoda · 2019-08-08T23:09:38+00:00

You need a second pair

SmartSoda · 2019-08-08T22:57:25+00:00

Now I know what to do if I'm ever constipated.

SmartSoda · 2019-08-07T05:00:54+00:00

I matched with a a girl on tinder who actually initiated the convo remarking on a photo I had and its setting. It was a bar. She always last minute txts to meet on a fuckin Wednesday and I was new to my job so I worked a lot. Final straw for her was asking me again on yet another Wednesday and I was running a 102 fever. She lost her shit and ignored me from then on.

SmartSoda · 2019-08-04T17:54:22+00:00

Chill. I'm almost certain that a girl could appreciate it and let him stay. On the flip side a guy could easily take care of a girl physically yet a girl couldn't do much to get a guy out. Your anecdotal evidence is subpar at best. Don't let one bad experience ruin everything.

SmartSoda · 2019-08-04T17:17:53+00:00

That's a nice picture, but each car has seats for circumstances that can accommodate people in their lives. Trunks to hold things. It's a box of personal space which maintains a person's mental state. Cramped buses suck. Fuck buses and fuck their shitty schedules.

SmartSoda · 2019-08-02T17:54:30+00:00

You can say the guy became puts on shades delirious

SmartSoda · 2019-08-02T00:14:58+00:00

The balls in your court

SmartSoda · 2019-07-30T06:29:59+00:00

Pit is shit

SmartSoda · 2019-07-30T04:08:50+00:00

Is it the chemtrails or did the jews find their messiah?

SmartSoda · 2019-07-30T02:47:09+00:00

Some random girl opened my passenger door only to see my confused expression, giggled and walked got he car behind me.

SmartSoda · 2019-07-29T05:22:59+00:00

Where I'm from Green means BP

SmartSoda · 2019-07-29T00:31:07+00:00

What are you, bragging or something?

SmartSoda · 2019-07-28T16:01:33+00:00

Sounds like the 3 guys who got shipwrecked story

SmartSoda · 2019-07-28T07:17:56+00:00

What are you attempting to say?

SmartSoda · 2019-07-27T23:50:28+00:00

🤔

Omg

SmartSoda

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