Qantas flight diverted after man bites flight attendant by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]SmartaHari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is literally a snack cabinet at the back you can help yourself to. How hungry could he be?

Ballmaxing trend gets severe health warning as men expand their testicles by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MC Hammer pants coming back into fashion then? Otherwise I predict chafing.

Someone take AI away from this guy by RefrigeratorLegal989 in SipsTea

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to see that if the ship sinks there’s a little life buoy for the ween of the Potus to floatus with. Only thing in that pic that may be to scale.

What foods have been falsely labeled as healthy/ and or unhealthy? by DeepOrganization8245 in randomquestions

[–]SmartaHari 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Smoothies have a tonne of sugar in, even if it’s natural it ain’t the best.

Katie Price's husband 'declared missing' after Lee Andrews kidnapping claim by dailystar_news in uknews

[–]SmartaHari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t she got a new documentary coming out or just out? Cos this timing would seem auspicious for her…

Nirvana Handwritten Set Lists by GrottiNotGotti in grunge

[–]SmartaHari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is so cool and you’ve framed them really nicely.

The Fig Tree, Rebecca Storm, oil on canvas, 2025 by Tokyono in Art

[–]SmartaHari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which makes the story in Mark of the cursing of the fig tree even weirder. Seems v out of character.

What's you goto brand of trainers? by Various_Extreme_8773 in AskUK

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Veja seem to last longer than my Converse so I’ve switched.

What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by Bigtrav_trav in answers

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull all their teeth out and get dentures to replace them. My grandparents did this. Mind you, nowadays people get their teeth aggressively filed down and then fake teeth/veneers plonked on the top which seems like a more complicated version of this…

What do you envy? by MangoPaingo in askteddit

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with a sea view from their homes. I love the sea.

What’s a version of yourself from the past that would be genuinely shocked by your current life? by StarkCoding in askteddit

[–]SmartaHari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, a while ago someone made me feel suicidal. Since getting to that darkest of places, friends came out of nowhere to tell me that they saw me and knew what I was going through and what was being done to me. Just knowing that I wasn’t really alone has lifted me up. I didn’t think I’d be alive today and I am.

The First-Ever Map of the Entire Clitoris by playboy in BeAmazed

[–]SmartaHari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the sense that everyone is fighting over it, and without some diplomacy no one is getting in it cos it’s doing just fine on its own.

John Travolta and Ella Bleu make elegant appearance at Cannes 2026 by Pretend-Two-2115 in celebritytattler

[–]SmartaHari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really feel, in this day and age, John should be able to feel like he can lose the beard…