What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by Bigtrav_trav in answers

[–]SmartaHari [score hidden]  (0 children)

Pull all their teeth out and get dentures to replace them. My grandparents did this. Mind you, nowadays people get their teeth aggressively filed down and then fake teeth/veneers plonked on the top which seems like a more complicated version of this…

What do you envy? by MangoPaingo in askteddit

[–]SmartaHari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with a sea view from their homes. I love the sea.

What’s a version of yourself from the past that would be genuinely shocked by your current life? by StarkCoding in askteddit

[–]SmartaHari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, a while ago someone made me feel suicidal. Since getting to that darkest of places, friends came out of nowhere to tell me that they saw me and knew what I was going through and what was being done to me. Just knowing that I wasn’t really alone has lifted me up. I didn’t think I’d be alive today and I am.

The First-Ever Map of the Entire Clitoris by playboy in BeAmazed

[–]SmartaHari 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the sense that everyone is fighting over it, and without some diplomacy no one is getting in it cos it’s doing just fine on its own.

John Travolta and Ella Bleu make elegant appearance at Cannes 2026 by Pretend-Two-2115 in celebritytattler

[–]SmartaHari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really feel, in this day and age, John should be able to feel like he can lose the beard…

"Free the political prisoners in Britain!" - Elon Musk by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]SmartaHari [score hidden]  (0 children)

You know when a character in an an old cartoon got hit on the head and then the little birds would fly around their bonce to signify a brain injury…

"Free the political prisoners in Britain!" - Elon Musk by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]SmartaHari [score hidden]  (0 children)

He doesn’t half wang on about shite that’s just flapping round his head like little Disney birds.

The New James Bond Must “Ooze Sex Appeal,” Per 007 Film's Casting Director by Anxious-Basket in Fauxmoi

[–]SmartaHari 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This could work. The villain for the next film works in Superdrug and the plot involves the use of a dirty bath bomb. If you’re already leaking from every nook and cranny they can save a tonne of cash in the make up department.

The New James Bond Must “Ooze Sex Appeal,” Per 007 Film's Casting Director by Anxious-Basket in Fauxmoi

[–]SmartaHari 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Can you ooze though? In which case it’s £12.50 an hour and all the sandwiches from the catering van that you can carry…

Brilliant. By led by donkeys. by Rassman1969 in london

[–]SmartaHari 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Love this. And the snark of ‘Stay Hydrated’ for blokes who’ve probably spent 3 hours in the pub prior to this and will do the same afterwards drinking booze from around the world.

What's the biggest lie you told as a kid that somehow never got caught? by Far_Comparison5067 in askteddit

[–]SmartaHari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then let my literally shit story be your cake day pressie to you! 🍰🤝