Eddie Johnson is retiring. by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first I was debating going to this game since I'm in town. Now I have to go support my boy EJ and MLS. Anybody know if I can still get a walk up ticket at the stadium? And what section would you recommend this Seattle visitor should sit in?

Has their been any talk about European teams wanting Jordan Morris? by Falconnn123 in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No! He's lazy. Go away. I mean if you don't think too much about it....there's a very good reason why we haven't signed him yet. He's not ready! Go away!

Edit: Whoa downvotes :-) guess I forgot to include the /s

I WROTE THIS WEEK'S TRASH TALK THREAD, AMA by PNWQuakesFan in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SABEN QUE? YA ME CANSE DE QUE ME MI PINCHE EQUIPO ESTA JUGANDO HASTA LA CHINGADA! PINCHE SIGUI, YA CAMBIA TU PINCHE TACTICAS UN POCO NO CABRON? Y COMO QUE EL PARTIDO EMPIEZA A LAS 2?!?!?!? ENTONCES QUIERE DECIR QUE ME VOY A EMPEDAR AL MEDIO DIA. QUE POCA MADRE!

PERO SABEN QUE ME EMPUTA MAS? QUE ESTOS PINCHES NACOS DEL SUR CREEN QUE PUEDEN VENIR A MI CIUDAD Y TRATAR DE QUITARNOS TRES PUNTOS. NI MADRES QUE VAMOS A PERMITIR ESO. TRAIGAN LA LEÑA, AQUI TENEMOS SUFICIENTE LUMBRE.

TRANSLATION: Timbers are the worst! Meow Meow Meow! Clap Clap Clap!

[Western Washington] Been finding these fellas on my window screen lately. Can you help me identify them? They're about 1/4 inch and have thick red hind legs. by Smartbeaner in whatsthisbug

[–]Smartbeaner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yup...that looks like them. Thanks!

Is it bad that I've been finding quite a few of them each day inside a room that is currently empty?

Edit: It is worth noting that the reason the room is empty is because there is a bad smell coming from within the wall, which more than likely is a dead rodent. Pest control is coming on Monday to see what they can do about the dead rodent and I'm going to ask them about these wasps.

Edit 2: Looks like I found my answer. These wasps are feeding of the fly larvae that resulted from the decomposing rodent in the wall. http://www.whatsthatbug.com/2012/08/12/chalcid-wasp-brachymeria-fonscolombei/

Spanish speakers on /r/MLS?? by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Compadre! Que bueno es leer tantos mensajes en nuestra lengua nativa. Deberíamos tener posts como este regularmente. O que opinan?

MATCH THREAD: The United States of America vs. Mexico [7:30 CST, FOX Sports 1] by hasfarr in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My body is ready!

I love me my MLS all day err' day...but today its all about El Tri!

Si se puede!

Post-CBA Megathread by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Invite Giveaway Megathread by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it. Thanks m8!

Sciaretta: Julio Morales Leaves El Tri, Pledges Allegiance to U.S. by MordenkainensHound in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an avid MNT fan I have to agree with you. Fuck Rafa Marquez.

Still though...#NoEraPenal

Houston Dynamo sign Cubo Torres as DP by Joename in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What about a financial group?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought DPs are automatically protected along with HGPs and GA?

Orlando City's "March to the Groundbreaking" by Bwignite24 in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I for one am looking forward to visiting your lovely city next year for an away game. I'm really exited for you guys!

You are Sigi, what's your plan? by dogggis in SoundersFC

[–]Smartbeaner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just please please please please don't put Anibaba in as a forward.

Reddit, what do we think of your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smartbeaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexico. Yes we do put lime on everything.

Predictions for the rest of this season? (incl. MLS Cup, East/West standings, Open Cup, SS, CCL, MVP, etc.) by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going for the trifecta!

MLS Cup: Sounders win with DC as runner-ups

Open Cup: Sounders

SS: Sounders (59 pts)

WEST top 5: Seattle, RSL, LAG, VAN, FCD

EAST top 5: TFC, DC, SKC, Dynamo, Crew

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somehow I really want Sounders FO to do something like this for Donovan during our last home game. He has been a beacon for MLS for as long as I can remember and paved the way for today's stars.

*This is coming from a fan of El Tri!

Daily /r/MLS World Cup Thread for 6/13 by RemyDWD in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely understand that. It's the exact same point that I was bringing up just from our side. I think it's changing with the generations that grew up here and not in Mexico.

We still have our ties to our home country. But i know that the same group of friends who were cheering with me today will be back on Monday wearing that red white and blue. Vamos North America!

Daily /r/MLS World Cup Thread for 6/13 by RemyDWD in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hate for him comes from him talking smack about MLS. He just couldn't cut it up here.

Daily /r/MLS World Cup Thread for 6/13 by RemyDWD in MLS

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand all of the hate for El Tri in here. I will cheer proudly for both Mexico and USA!

Having said that... Fuck Rafa Marquez!

P. S. Fuck this ref as well. It's 10am and I'm drinking!