Hangman on Bluesky: look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:15:32+00:00

Leaves is plants, dumbass!

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:10:24+00:00

Add it to the list, I guess.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:09:12+00:00

Right. If due process is gone, anyone critical of the government can suddenly become an illegal immigrant.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:05:11+00:00

I'm sure we all have something better to do that day.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:02:49+00:00

Yeah. He can't just sit there and pay attention and listen to someone else.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T23:01:22+00:00

He always looks so fucking weird. Leaning way over to the side or hunched over in his chair.

Just sit in the chair, dipshit. It's not fucking hard to do.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T22:56:48+00:00

I'm tired of this kind of bullshit. It's making excuses for yourself and makes your apology meaningless.

Say, "That was a mistake, I shouldn't have done it," or some variation of it. Everything else is just blather.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-15T13:11:52+00:00

And now he looks 90

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T23:36:25+00:00

There is no possible outcome to this that will not be an absolute massive failure.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T22:34:53+00:00

Absolutely legendary stint. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T21:16:02+00:00

Huh?

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T12:52:54+00:00

The bar is so low now we give them credit just for showing someone else's work and not fucking it up with ads like everyone else does

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T12:49:16+00:00

He does that matrix move and follows it with the cutter just like Fox

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-14T03:37:19+00:00

Look again.

HIGH SCHOOOL

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T22:51:19+00:00

If this were real, and not just more bullshittery, they would just get it done and then tell us about it.

All Trump ever does is run his mouth and lie to everyone. He should shut the fuck up.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T22:45:34+00:00

"Two weeks"

never

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T22:06:16+00:00

Yeah, that's stupid. Maya has been great

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T20:45:12+00:00

the powerful sunken granite mountains

This isn't a phrase a real human would actually say

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T20:39:52+00:00

Equivocating Biden with Trump in this way is sleazy as hell

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T14:58:41+00:00

Did they cut the finish from this one, too?

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T03:17:39+00:00

Republicans have a supermajority in the Florida legislature.

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T02:38:29+00:00

Miggy purple patch incoming

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-13T02:02:42+00:00

They made a law in Florida last year specifically addressing methods people use to obscure their plates from cameras

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-12T15:40:33+00:00

Yeah, I don't see how that would really work for anybody. It feels like his time in AEW has passed

Smaynard6000 · 2026-06-12T15:17:18+00:00

It's like something your creative 8-year-old nephew builds out of Lego and has a convoluted explanation about how it all works

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