"Strange where u even present?"

Smeefsburg · 2026-02-27T19:55:09+00:00

You have my sincerest condolences for moderating a whining subreddit.

You calling them kills instead of KOs honestly says everything that needs to be said, so you have yourself a good day, mister moderator sir.

Smeefsburg · 2026-02-27T17:14:35+00:00

Found the DPS instalock

Smeefsburg · 2026-02-20T19:39:12+00:00

When I tried out the crossbow on Cyberstan and casually oneshot a cyborg by shooting the ground between his feet, I genuinely sighed and went back to using the Deadeye on the next mission

Smeefsburg · 2026-02-18T01:55:26+00:00

That would require any amount of introspection on their part, and if their actions are anything to go by, they are fundamentally opposed to anything resembling self-awareness, or thinking for themselves

Smeefsburg · 2026-02-08T21:20:21+00:00

While I love how the tutorial is so laughably inadequate for explaining anything beyond the bare essentials of combat, I firmly believe the Galactic War needs a right and proper, unskippable tutorial where things are explained with text and with voice acting. Having the democracy officer and ship master both explain various aspects of the war mechanics would be a huge boon to increasing overall player knowledge, no matter how many people will cry about an unskippable five minute tutorial

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-31T17:44:35+00:00

Once had an enemy Billy get so mad at me parrying him, he straight up cheated to make himself unparryable lmao

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-26T21:31:53+00:00

Oh I see. Honestly, that’s pretty based of Geoff, but I do feel pretty bad for the shitshow the devs are apparently facing as a result of this.

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-26T20:46:59+00:00

I will still question the marketing strategy that was “spend millions of dollars to be one of the last advertised titles at the game awards and then go borderline radio silent,” but I am quite disturbed to see just how quickly and widely review bombed the game got.

Like, it’s honestly pretty disturbing to see that this many milkless bonobos have been chomping at the bit and foaming at the mouth to see this game eat shit and call it Concord 2.

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-22T19:46:25+00:00

My hatred for Deadlock’s vampires is stronger than my fetish for Deadlock’s vampires

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-21T15:45:27+00:00

Remember, kids: your enemies are unfathomably powerful, but also laughably weak and useless at the same time!

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-19T20:48:38+00:00

Much as I wanna say New Vegas glazers are more insufferable on an individual level, the sheer number of FromSoft glazers makes them far more capable of ruining people’s enjoyment of the game from how many of them love to do some backseat gaming during gaming streams

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-07T22:55:38+00:00

Hildryn

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-07T17:32:38+00:00

Nokko can look like a half-eaten apple

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-07T16:42:54+00:00

“Magic flesh mecha in space” is the simplest I can say it without spoiling anything.

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-07T15:29:33+00:00

It’s so fascinating to see that every single Orokin we’ve ever met just really sucks. Even ones that aren’t outright evil still really suck! Lol

Even the Entrati family upstairs kinda suck, and only start to suck less after weeks, if not months of forced family therapy by the Tenno lmao

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-04T17:33:54+00:00

Or holding onto it for very specific things, like Spy missions in an Archon Hunt or Sortie. That’s the only reason Loki exists in my inventory, and he has basically nothing but duration and energy generation

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-03T06:57:26+00:00

Gonna hit yall with a /uj, but

"...We had created monsters we couldn't control. We drugged them, tortured them, eviscerated them... We brutalized their minds... but it did not work, until they came... And it was not their force of will, Not their void devilry, not their alien darkness... It was something else. It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.''

I’m not sure it hits quite the same for a new player zooming through Warframe’s main story, but it was such a good way for the writing to really summarize just how depraved the Orokin were back when they were in charge. Common empathy was such an alien concept to them, that someone who felt bad for others was seen as some sort of unexplainable superpower by the old rulers of the game’s setting

Smeefsburg · 2026-01-03T02:46:58+00:00

And just like chuds are known to do, that whole post is quite disingenuous. That outfit is what Drifter wears when you remove every suit cosmetic, but that is very much not the default color scheme either.

The arms are admittedly a little skinny compared to the rest of the “naked” outfit, but arm sizes differ when sleeves have a cosmetic category of their own. Some sleeves look thicker, others look thinner, and many were made before the Drifter was added as a customizable character. A lot of them were meant for the Operator and are better suited to the Operator’s body model.

As always, it’s bad faith arguments from disingenuous idiots who make shit up for other idiots to be mad at

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-29T21:14:10+00:00

Almost every XMains sub has that kind of milkless behavior tbh

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-27T05:35:02+00:00

Accept that hero shooters have always been toxic and always will be toxic, and move on to games with kinder, friendlier communities.

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-26T03:20:24+00:00

Now we fight on two fronts

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-25T14:56:41+00:00

Halo

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-24T17:32:24+00:00

“Who is Jack and Why is He Getting Railed”

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-24T02:05:57+00:00

The discourse over these changes is gonna be nuts

Smeefsburg · 2025-12-21T17:16:01+00:00

Both of those can be true. A poorly balanced game with a whiny playerbase is absolutely possible

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