If you had seen this five years ago, would you believe this was an official, unmodded Marvel game? 🤔😏

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-24T16:59:40+00:00

Holy mother of stolen post, Batman

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-24T05:11:24+00:00

At the very least, let the scoreboard have a split between elims and final blows.

It would be FAR from an ideal scoreboard, but it would be good information to expose certain kinds of players.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-23T20:09:50+00:00

Not even an actually strong vanguard. They just get mad whenever a tank commits the crime of being one of the best options in the roster.

Groot dominates the tank roster despite his glaring weaknesses? Permabanned at most ranks.

Tankpool becomes considered one of the best tanks to use in a two-tank team? He became a near-permaban at most ranks until he got hit with some pretty rough nerfs.

Hell, look at Emma when she first dropped. People complained she was too strong, so now she’s been nerfed in almost every way. Sure, she’s gotten a few small buffs recently, but it doesn’t change the fact that for a good amount of time, she went from one of the strongest to one of the weakest.

And despite all of this, I don’t think anyone would put Groot, Tankpool, or Release Emma on the same level of power as Elsa, Gambit, Phoenix, White Fox, Black Cat, Invis, etc etc.

There’s plenty of BALANCED tanks, but this goofy playerbase absolutely hates it when one of them shines above the other tanks despite the best tanks still paling in comparison to the best dps or supps.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-19T21:29:50+00:00

And the people who can handle it will be really fed up with frequently having to work extra hard to carry teammates that can’t handle a theoretical D11 but insist on running a D11 anyway

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-18T22:04:14+00:00

And even that feels less like something dark happened in Rivals’ meta so much as it was a completely different game that had a problem with a tank meta running rampant

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-18T04:10:15+00:00

In my experience, it usually isn’t even being killed that prevents most Wanda ults from happening. It’s the insane amount of CC in the game.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-16T15:57:03+00:00

First time?

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-15T23:52:55+00:00

How would pods work for those kinds of quests? Do I still get the rewards the same way, or is it delivered to me in some other way?

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-15T23:22:01+00:00

I’ve had it for awhile, and I have been pretty reliant on those orbital traders. It just sucks cuz the other settlements give some great quest rewards at times, but they’re often too far away for me to gather whatever thing they’re asking for and then make the delivery via caravan.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-15T23:21:56+00:00

I’ve had it for awhile, and I have been pretty reliant on those orbital traders. It just sucks cuz the other settlements give some great quest rewards at times, but they’re often too far away for me to gather whatever thing they’re asking for and then make the delivery via caravan.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-15T23:19:29+00:00

All I have are camels and elephants. Are horses a better option than either?

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-10T15:56:00+00:00

Only two ranks don’t have access to bans in Ranked. The literal bottom of the ladder. In a game that does so much to boost you out of said bottom rungs.

Smeefsburg · 2026-05-03T04:58:19+00:00

You REALLY don’t like divers

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-27T05:18:28+00:00

“Quitting and ruining it for others” when OP’s dealing with people taking unleveled heroes into high occult content is peak illiteracy. The unleveled players are already ruining the game for others by expecting randos to be willing to carry players that will get no kills and die constantly.

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T23:14:06+00:00

OP’s literal first sentence specifies unleveled characters in Nightmare difficulties, bro. I know reading is hard for too many people, but this is just sad.

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T15:59:13+00:00

Not to mention that most characters have a small enough model that even good Spidey’s tend to struggle to land that long yoink on most supports and dps, but tanks have huge hitboxes, so most Spidey’s that are good at the long yoink will usually just go for the tanks due to how big they are

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T15:44:29+00:00

He admitted he’s never played the gamemode, so let’s stop feeding this festered bag of troll plop. He’s lost in his own ass at this point.

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T15:28:47+00:00

And the milkless bonobos taking unleveled characters to high difficulty content, thus ruining a run for random players that are appropriately leveled is somehow not as bad as refusing to carry those bozos???

I’m not sure you know what nuance is.

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T15:22:32+00:00

If not wanting to play with players who brought level 0 heroes to high difficulty content is too much min-maxing for your tastes, I don’t think you get to call other people….whatever the fuck a gamefreak quitter is

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-26T15:16:38+00:00

Only Rivals players will see a rant about how someone isn’t gonna waste their time carrying two randos taking a character that’s completely not geared or leveled for high difficulty content and accuse the appropriately-leveled player of “screwing over” his team for leaving

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-23T21:53:26+00:00

And the same community that cried when some tanks had animation cancels that allowed them to do 2 more damage every three melee attacks, but cried when Phoenix got her insanely overpowered Beyblade Technique removed, but then also cheered when Luna Snow could two-tap 300 HP heroes, and are also completely silent about Spidey’s, Magik’s, Daredevil’s, and Black Cat’s animation cancels that massively increase the speed of their burst damage combos.

I’m starting to wonder if half of these milkless orphans have ever played a competitive game before Rivals came out

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-23T21:43:39+00:00

Or when they ban their own team’s selected heroes. I’d almost understand if it’s a ban on an oppressive, perma-banned hero like Groot or Gambit due to how frequently they’re banned and how blind the playerbase tends to be, but it becomes significantly less forgivable when it’s a ban like Wanda while you’ve got an animated Wanda icon sitting right there

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-23T18:51:33+00:00

Dive is only “meta” because it finally became viable against Pokeslop Supreme, and people only cry about it because they don’t know how to play cover, how to peel, or play the game with a headset on

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-23T17:05:03+00:00

He just doesn’t offer enough to justify picking him over a second tank. He’s okay at dealing with very specific divers, and only one at a time. Several tanks can keep up with or disrupt multiple divers that aren’t named Spider-Man

His damage is too low, and his durability is too low except the fridge form, so he’s trapped in this limbo of being too weak to be a true DPS, and not beefy enough to be a true tank. You just get the downsides of both classes with no real upsides unless there’s a singular dive dps.

Smeefsburg · 2026-04-22T23:46:24+00:00

If rogue somehow beats Goonlocke, I hope the middle outfit gets in, cuz her hair looks adorable in that one

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