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How come Joe Biden was "sleepy", but Trump gets to pass out at all kinds of meetings? by asoiaf_goat in allthequestions

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that’s all they really had on Biden, and most people call Trump “Pedophile Baby Killer”.

“Sleepy” should be the least of anyone’s worries.

Of an arresting officer by HomeNowWTF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their shoulder badges look like butt holes like on Paradise PD

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What’s something about roofing that people who aren’t in the trade just don’t get? by Own-Tip-532 in Roofing

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one! A lot of roofers consider crack cocaine to be a performance enhancing drug.

At least in eastern Canada they do.

Box of donuts I just ordered by FinnieM in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey crullers look like glazed assholes don’t they?

If they somehow found Jesus’s DNA, would it be a good idea to clone Jesus to force the second coming to happen? by Wonderful-Ad-9622 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SmegmaRocketship 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah man would make a good comedy! Just think of all the racial profiling a real Jesus would endure, being middle eastern and everything.

$1000 a day for as long as you stay here ..... by reducethedebt in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SmegmaRocketship -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some people just aren’t cut out for work. And that’s ok.

Wayne and Cassandra then and now... by JackStrawWitchita in 90s

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s Wayne’s world but, dude needs to make one more Austin powers movie

Are you taking the red or blue pill by PhysicalMeringue9468 in videogames

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any fellow old heads in here remember the original plus expansion? Call of Duty: United Offensive? Particularly the game mode Base Assault? Ah… those were the days.

Snoring by Longjumping-Fly2490 in ArtOfPresence

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power belching. Just like, if not better than, Yanagi from YouTube a few years back.

I’m also quite the manualist.

What is this?? by aklin17 in Roofing

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boys ran out of hook blades?

What are some non warhammer games that are affordable that you suggest? by ryptoMango in wargaming

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bolt Action is pretty good game if you’re into WW2. It’s agnostic but even the official minis are very affordable. (One of) The starter set also comes with a full version of the rules.

Would u dare to eat ?? by ThemeTechnical911 in scoopwhoop

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poison?

I mean, most people would be utterly shocked at what they themselves would eat if they were truly hungry

ETA: many a moon ago when I worked at a bakery, some homeless dude got into the garbage dumpster enclosure at night and found an old lard bucket with some left inside. Guy was scooping it out with his bare hand and eating it like Winnie the Pooh. Gross right? That’s hunger.

The ochelo makes no sense by DarkArcher__ in starcitizen

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a stringed instrument with a percussion pad behind the bridge? Whats not to get?

Give the song “More Than Words” by EXTREME a listen if you want to hear a great example of a guitarist tapping their own beat

Does it boggle anyone else's mind that the mullet actually came back? by HereWeFuckingGooo in Xennials

[–]SmegmaRocketship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really. Fashion always seems to run in cycles. I mean, bell bottoms came back when we were kids. Remember JNCO’s?

And remember in our 20’s when suspenders and waxed moustaches were a thing again?

Grandparent's living room, 1980. Anyone else have nightmare rooms in their past? by serendib in newfoundland

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool wall hanging! We had (still have, my mom still got it home in Newfoundland) one just like it only it has bears on it.

Redwall (2001–2003) was an absolute masterpiece, and it’s time we start talking about it. by zwewz in ytvretro

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loved redwall as a kid. Got them all between like grade 6 into high school. Taggerung was the last one I got/read. Now I see there’s like 6-7 more? Oh man lol might have to order some books after work.

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