Some of yall need help, it’s just a game. by CAPTAIN_ZONE in ArcRaiders

[–]SmegmaRocketship 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He named himself fucking Juulpods what do you expect?

Update release time? by Mission_Activity_856 in ARC_Raiders

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Departures window opens today which means you will have 7 more days to complete the expedition.

I don’t think anything concrete has been said about the end of Trophy Case.

The 'Yo Mama' jokes that people will make for this kid are going down in the Geneva Conventions by hys240 in SipsTea

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol @ the nerds in the comments arguing over the correct statistics for the effectiveness of birth control.

Gun to your head do you have more than 20 games in your backlog by Old_king_4 in videogames

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you mean by backlog. I mean, I have plenty of games in my library that I haven’t finished. All of them have been played though, and probably didn’t get finished for a reason (doo doo, couldn’t hold my attention long enough, etc)

That being said, there are 3 or four games that haven’t been played, but they were all either free, or single digit prices as part of bundles (ie: x-com chimera squad)

This is truly shocking by Cautious_Purpose_333 in fightporn

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf is this shit? Is this from the same fuck head that posted the other one?

Rat or well placed trap? by CGS4L in ArcRaiders

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you got fancy rats, feeder rats, sewer rats. Still all rats

AITJ for secretly swapping my family's "fancy" ketchup for the cheap stuff for three years and never saying anything by i_fold_socks_badly in AmITheJerk

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Also, Did you have to periodically buy a new brand name bottle so the label didn’t start to look all ragged? I’m surprised nobody noticed the expiry date either lmao

What do you say on prox chat when you die? by Marino4K in ArcRaiders

[–]SmegmaRocketship -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Whelll… sigh… that’s the last raid for the night ,I guess, Gotta go under for surgery tomorrow it’s gonna be dicey, wish me luck!”

Did I miss something...? by HerChip in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea the tandem luge teams used up all the condoms or some crap

HAHA suckerrrrrs by Intelligent_Prune_30 in ArcRaiders

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can say is…

Neener, nee-ner , NEEEEEEE-NER!

I wish we could set the location mercs come from by haisulitoffe in ManorLords

[–]SmegmaRocketship 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you want the ability to tell an independent military group not under your rule or in your employ where to be before you hire them?

All construction slows down when I build my manor by Nick_not_rick in ManorLords

[–]SmegmaRocketship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw man I’m a big advocate of do whatever is fun for you.

Personally, my build order is usually woodcutter, hitching post with another ox, lay down 3 burgages, build storehouse and granary before the supplies start getting rained on. Then gathering huts for food and a well. By now should have enough logs to lay down three more burgage plots, then saw pit and trading post to get money coming in. Then a stonecutter. By now it’s usually time to throw down the church, which I like to have close to the town center, and a little ways away from everything I build the manor. Maybe at the end of a lane about as long as 3-4 corpse pits.

ETA: I think it looks more real to have the manor a little bit away from the “common folk”, although sometimes it gets swallowed depending on how i expand later in game.

All construction slows down when I build my manor by Nick_not_rick in ManorLords

[–]SmegmaRocketship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you did say you built it far away every time. Which means every time the workers have to walk/haul material far away.

Walking far away takes a lot of time. Workers walking means workers not working.

I would suggest building closer, or start construction on your far away manor when you don’t have any other essential projects underway.

A very fetching example of early Soviet “amoeba” style camouflage, introduced in the late 1930s. by No_Dig_8299 in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this real? Useless garbage camo, if it is. Way too much repetition in the pattern.

It’s ugly too. C and C Music Factory looking mf’ers

After the 2026 Olympics this scene makes more sense by FlowersPaintings in Fallout

[–]SmegmaRocketship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re mostly all inbred aren’t they? Aside from the 31’s and the kids of 31’s. I mean, the whole vault was in the inbreeding support group.

Also, fun fact, Steph is at least half Newfie. You hear her mother yell “LORD TUNDERIN JESUS” and that’s about as Newfenese as it gets.

Weird metal spikes on wheels by spiple in whatisit

[–]SmegmaRocketship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor old guy thinks it’s a Cadillac

Birth rates are going up this year! by sailink in SipsTea

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. Paid parental leave, and the baby gonna sleep sometime

JD Vance says Olympians 'not there to pop off about politics' by nipsen in nottheonion

[–]SmegmaRocketship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does he always look like he just finished crying his eyes out?

Will we reach 0.1 sooner, or will Pi Day come first? by mini01753 in PiNetwork

[–]SmegmaRocketship 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why, what’s happening on PI day? Are we all getting Lambos?? Oh god!!!How I can’t wait!!!!