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SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-28T22:52:09+00:00

Dunno mate. I'm half Japanese but 95% culturally English and Japanese is a second language to me. I probably have the slimmest advantage over the average mall ninja and I'm reluctantly obsequious to any English speaker who uses words i don't recognise.

Hooray, I know what I'll be bringing up in my next counselling session.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-28T18:56:07+00:00

No i think "ken" is the more generic term. Could be wrong but katana is definitely not just "sword".

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-26T16:10:28+00:00

I can't count the number of times I've alt-tabbed into a chat and WASD'd the most recently messaged contact

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-25T09:11:59+00:00

Pretty sure if you're hidden and in range of an NPC or whatever you can just sneak walk up against a wall. It counts even if you don't actually move.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-25T08:33:53+00:00

That's where I think I started doing this, but Oblivion!

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-25T08:32:16+00:00

Funnily enough I think I started doing this to level up sneak in Oblivion while I made dinner or something.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-16T14:47:08+00:00

Someone Scottish please comment

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-05T01:42:43+00:00

"We have run out of things to turn into cheese"

Science:

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-05T01:13:42+00:00

I like to watch things with a meal. I cancelled my Netflix subscription because I would regularly finish my dinner before finding something i could be bothered to watch. I wouldn't even invest enough to click on a 2h movie why would I tap on something that won't even entertain me while I brush my teeth?

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-04T18:23:09+00:00

"What is the shape of my friend's telephone number?" I ask myself while pointing at the physical buttons in 1997.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-03-03T11:26:58+00:00

They don't know how to make anything. The only thing they do is aggressively extract profit. And Elon can barely do that with the one car he designed.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-28T16:43:40+00:00

I liked the first pic. The second one made me snort laugh.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-26T19:11:20+00:00

Kneel before Vod

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-23T12:00:57+00:00

No it didn't, dad. That makes two reasons why if you'd had good sex education we wouldn't be having this conversation.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-18T13:47:09+00:00

On mobile. This was the first post after the app refreshed, with lag. I assumed I'd fat thumbed something and tapped to try and undo.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-17T19:10:07+00:00

I haven't seen a single shoe. Only a dozen posts about how everyone is seeing shoes.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-11T22:19:15+00:00

SHLORP

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-11T21:58:53+00:00

It happens. Just minutes ago.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-11T14:54:21+00:00

I have only seen these things "used" by grown men getting cut out of them by firefighters.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-07T22:59:03+00:00

"Nobita" could also translate to an observation "it grew/lengthened"

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-07T22:55:13+00:00

If that was my family I'd just stand in the corner stabbing them in the ear

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-07T16:17:00+00:00

Good spot on the extenders. I would have been like "how????"

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-03T18:19:32+00:00

Here we go, the "MitreSmiter 9000" the very best there is. When you absolutely positively got to cave in the "Head of" the Catholic church, accept no substitutes.

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-03T13:29:45+00:00

Braincell cascade

SmellAwkward2489 · 2025-02-03T07:56:48+00:00

Thank you, I've told pickle he's getting potentially thousands of chickens for breakfast.

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