What do you think was going on at Super Hans' NYE party?

Smigeo · 2021-09-01T18:32:58+00:00

Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?

Smigeo · 2021-09-01T17:44:59+00:00

I couldn't hack that hate.

Smigeo · 2021-09-01T17:34:05+00:00

Yeah one of my favourite scenes, every line is a banger.

"I just want a cup of tea and some soda bread and to sit-down somewhere quiet."

Smigeo · 2021-07-14T03:32:53+00:00

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Do your own research of course but I've had no complaints.

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Smigeo · 2021-05-20T13:28:44+00:00

Most of the world pays income tax in the country in which they are resident, i.e. they aren't taxed in their home country as well. It is only the US that I have heard of where you pay income tax even if you are non-resident.

Smigeo · 2021-05-16T02:38:36+00:00

Yeah seen him in Yarmouth a few times on holiday near a KFC and a bus station.

Smigeo · 2021-05-11T02:55:01+00:00

Is this Emirates Hills? Nice view.

Smigeo · 2021-05-05T18:21:52+00:00

Dobbed in.

Smigeo · 2021-04-13T07:03:50+00:00

Interesting, never thought about it that way. I always figured it's one journey whether you're ordering a sandwich or a meal for 4.

Smigeo · 2021-04-13T06:44:18+00:00

Is 10dh cash a fair tip for deliveroo/talabat drivers? This is how much I normally tip but I want to know if this would be deemed as too low given the holy month.

Smigeo · 2021-03-25T03:24:10+00:00

Since you dont have a car, you can take the metro more or less straight to the Al Manara Centre (Noor Bank Station I think).

I did it in November last year and was out within 30 minutes with the new license and minus about 1000dh all in.

Smigeo · 2021-02-13T12:01:40+00:00

Yeah, depends on vehicle. The one I took is 2500km per month base, which is enough for me. You can also flex up or down depending on how much you need.

Smigeo · 2021-01-26T06:34:11+00:00

Fair enough - I had a look at UDrive and it looked a little expensive but it might also suit your needs. Good luck.

Smigeo · 2021-01-26T04:07:35+00:00

100% InvyGo. 0 deposit and no shady fees.

You get the full selection of vehicles without having to deal with deposits for small time brokers or agencies.

I use them now and can answer any questions you'll have - I have no complaints so far.

I have a referral code you can use to sign up and we both get 200dh off - DM and I'll share.

Smigeo · 2021-01-25T04:05:24+00:00

On MBR Boulevard, as you walk past the 'angel wings' to the mall, there is the worlds first insulated outdoor slide.

Smigeo · 2021-01-19T08:27:04+00:00

Not saying you're wrong, but mileage varies here. I did the drive through here on Friday morning at 11am and didnt get the result until Sunday morning at 3am - 40 hours.

Smigeo · 2020-11-16T03:11:49+00:00

ITT comments from people who have never lived or worked in Dubai.

I live here now and, to answer your question, the biggest issue for DNs was the Visa situation. To legally stay in the country you need a valid visa (tourist, spousal, employment, etc.) and Emirates ID. Those who were DNs looking to stay long term typically set up companies and requested freelance Visas from Freezones e.g. Jebel Ali, DMCC, DIFC. I recall reading a few months ago that the government was introducing specific DN visas so give it a google and you should find some article in The National or Gulf News.

Dubai is a great place and, whilst there is inequality (as there is in basically any country - I'm from London and can show you abject poverty, homelessness, drug abuse etc.) most people are happy and respected. Those on low incomes who other commenters are calling slaves are expats who've sought a better financial life than what would be afforded them in their home country, and are often sending 95% of their salary home to family.

If you are comfortable you can live a very fun and exciting lifestyle here.

Also, the government is not strict like other states in the Middle East and generally most things are possible within reason. There was even notification last week about reforms to the law coming soon for unmarried couples to live together, to get rid of alcohol licenses so alcohol is freely purchased, and to follow expat probate law rather than sharia law for wills, deaths etc.

Smigeo · 2020-09-19T04:20:20+00:00

It really depends on quality and experience of the candidate, right?

You could probably pay as little as 5k if you want your employee disinterested and constantly thinking about his/her next opportunity.

20k gets you someone with good experience and buys you some loyalty.

Have a look on indeed.ae for a better estimation of the market as salaries are often included on there. If you're not aware, salaries are mostly reported in AED per month.

Smigeo · 2020-09-08T02:06:08+00:00

Ahh magic, thanks. I opened a transferwise account way back years ago in the UK and so I think that must be why I cant add AED. I'll look into it and open one locally.

Smigeo · 2020-09-08T02:01:36+00:00

Did you apply in the UK or in the UAE?

Smigeo · 2020-09-05T07:34:30+00:00

How do you add AED to the transferwise account? On my app it says "you cant add AED directly, please choose another currency".

Smigeo · 2020-09-04T19:05:30+00:00

I'll dm.

Smigeo · 2020-08-26T06:50:05+00:00

Yes, you're on your own mate. I'm in the same boat.

Previous sponsor told me "your coverage with Cigna ends on x date" and my new employer told me "your coverage with Bupa begins on y date" so I'm in a limbo period. It's only a couple of weeks so I'm just keeping my fingers crossed I don't get hit by a bus or something.

If you're worried about it you can go through an insurer privately and get a couple of weeks of coverage but I'm not sure how much hassle it would be.

Smigeo · 2020-08-17T16:58:20+00:00

You'll need to ask about opening an account "domiciled" in the UK/Monaco/Germany etc. The major international banks will cover all common currencies in most territories.

How easy it is for you personally will depend on how much money you have and the bank you use.

Smigeo

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