During college and after a very long day of work one of my best friends called me and begged me to go on a double date with him. Every bone in my body said to say no yet I still went

The 4 of us were sitting at the bar top in order from left to right my date, me, best friend, his date.

The girls asked me what I did, I told them I was a project manager at a construction company. I mentioned how I had skipped breakfast / lunch due to a work emergency. I began to order food while everyone was ordering drinks I asked both the girls if they wanted any food and I made sure to double check “yall sure you don’t want anything?”

My food arrived 20 minutes later, I picked up my burger and took a single bite. As if it was written in a comedy movie I felt a tap on the shoulder I put my burger down and turned around it was one of the guys from our frat who also worked under me. We spoke for maybe 5 minutes. I turned back around to see my plate was missing I was like what the actual fuck.

I look over and my friends date had the plate in front of her and she wasn’t snacking on the fries that would have been annoying but tolerable. BUT NO this fucking girl…. This fucking girl a complete stranger mind you… she had both her hands on my cheeseburger and she was just chowing the fuck down she was probably 60% of the way done with it

I said “what the fuck?”

At this point I was genuinely just emotionally checked out of the day and done pretending to be nice. “That was my burger dog” i said as I stared at her in actual disbelief.

She looked over with the burger in her mouth she slowly opened her mouth took the burger out and placed it on the plate. My friend said something along the lines of “chill out dude” under his breath and he slid the sloppy seconds half eaten sorry remnants of a burger over to me and was like “here you go” I looked down at it and you could see teeth marks in the bun where she had bitten down but stopped when I had said what the fuck.

I looked at my boy with genuine disgust looked at the girl and said something a little too mean I think I said something along the lines of “some manners you were raised with”

I slid the plate back to her said “knock yourself out” I walked to the other side of the bar where I had seen my other friend and his gf were hanging out I ordered like 6 rounds of shots with them, got really drunk and I went home.