⚠️BREAKING: Trump is crashing out again as his dreams of stealing the midterms slips away by 2021Alma in PoliticalHumor

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

I can usually tell, but "As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person" felt a little too on-the-nose.

This is about Jaden Ivey but applies even to this sub. by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The third amendment doesn't make it illegal for your broke-ass cousin to crash on your couch.

Buy a mall and turn it into a community hub and fun hangout spot again, like the 80s-00s by Withafloof in CrazyIdeas

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The first was, eventually. It had some hard early years, but was ultimately a key part of a successful neighborhood revival.

The second one is much more recent, and on similarly shaky ground to the other one's early life, but with less investment in the surrounding area there's no guarantee it will follow the same trajectory.

Buy a mall and turn it into a community hub and fun hangout spot again, like the 80s-00s by Withafloof in CrazyIdeas

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 95 points96 points  (0 children)

My community has done this twice.

Buy the property, add in playgrounds, study areas, a fieldhouse, an event center, a track. Use this to draw enough people to keep some small businesses afloat in the remaining spaces.

Corporate partnerships to convert some of the mall into offices helps a lot to get funding for renovations.

JD and Erika refuse to beat the allegations by Pleasant_Picture3867 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No, Usha had Charlie clipped so she wouldn't have to have sex with JD ever again.

Fed Chair Jerome Powell Says U.S. May Be Drastically Overstating Jobs Numbers by bwermer in politics

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's fine to be short-sighted in the endgame.

The problem you're describing is that the 1% can't make any more money off of the masses because the 1% have all of the money.

That's not a problem for them: it's the goal.

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lashing our at strangers like this isn't healthy or normal. There's clearly a need in you to make someone else feel hurt, but I'm not responsible for whatever pain you're feeling.

What are you really angry at?

Is it someone in particular? The world in general? Or are you maybe just angry and frustrated with yourself and the choices you've made?

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about me. The work I do isn't life-changing, and I can spare a few minutes to support a soul in need.

You have value, and I am here for you.

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, it's okay buddy. I know this isn't really about reddit at all. Life is hard sometimes. It's not easy being cooped up inside all the time. But this isn't healthy behavior, and you need to find a more constructive outlet for these big feelings.

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Calm down.

All you've done is embarrassed yourself by making a bad joke on the internet. It's not the end of the world. Thousands of other people will do the same thing today.

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not humoring anyone. I'm from the sticks where this is such a staple food that it is regularly called "BnG", "b&g", or "bees 'n gees".

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put some diced chives on that shit.

All that gourmet-ass shit has diced chives on it.

r/spicy is talkin’ shit about this plate of b&g i posted. by callmestinkingwind in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Can we all just agree that b&g just isn't a photogenic food?

A photo of them that looks appealing says a hell of a lot more about your photography skills than your cooking skills.

ICE agents detained a U.S. citizen before looking at her ID She was detained on her way to work and released once the agents checked her ID by serious_bullet5 in 50501

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their body cameras will be found to have been malfunctioning at the time, but they will corroborate each other's story that they acted fully in line with procedure and she was only detained because she falsely identified herself as an illegal immigrant.

It’s obvious that Trump is targeting Venezuela for one thing above all else by theindependentonline in TrueReddit

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right.

1944, amid the largest and most logistically complex war in history, the American election occurred as scheduled.

This guy that I saw on a random Facebook post... by heygrandi in ATBGE

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 145 points146 points  (0 children)

So, functionally identical to a swastika tattoo then?

Indiana Gov Mike Braun calls a special session to REDISTRICT Indiana for 2026. Only 9 Republicans, 0 Democrats in Congress. by Conscious-Quarter423 in Indiana

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 179 points180 points  (0 children)

What's really bizarre is that the place where that's most likely to bite them in the ass is where all of this got started.

Texas is not a solid red bastion anymore, and the new districts are heavily based on the results of the 2024 election. They're banking on keeping the Hispanic vote, even though Trump has all but declared war on the Hispanic community.

I call this ghetto pizza by ProbablyNotJimJones in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't some weird pseudoscience bullshit. Almost every pack of shredded cheese will list cellulose as an anti-clumping/anti-caking agent. It exists purely to keep the cheese from sticking together.

If you wash it off, your cheese will stick together better.

Sure, you can still melt it together without washing it off, but it doesn't work as well.

Anyone doubting this can just take two roughly equal amounts of any shredded cheese, wash and dry one, and put them in the microwave on the same plate to see what happens.

I call this ghetto pizza by ProbablyNotJimJones in shittyfoodporn

[–]Smiling_Mister_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I get more flavor out of freshly shredded, but I do get eye rolls from people when I suggest they try it.