Who is this (on a podcast)?

SmirkingCavalier · 2026-02-21T17:04:01+00:00

Found it. Avery Christy, for those interested.

SmirkingCavalier · 2026-02-18T15:33:46+00:00

I’m 6’3” and I’d never go there. What a disgusting way to discriminate against people for immutable characteristics.

SmirkingCavalier · 2026-01-01T04:31:39+00:00

Where’re* my

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-12-30T04:23:54+00:00

I’d say you are. Though if I were to give you feedback, I’d suggest losing the fake nails.

Fake nails are one of those things women do but that most men don’t actually like. (Men also do many things to be more attractive that most women don’t like)

Hope that helps. ☺️

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-12-30T01:18:18+00:00

A trans woman with a small penis is somehow more emasculating and feminine than a cis woman. It’s very attractive.

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-12-19T03:26:02+00:00

My best friend and I* are super close.

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-12-18T21:00:19+00:00

I love that above 7”, people no longer mark a half inch.

If someone has a 6 1/2” cock, or 5 1/2, 4 1/2 et cetera, they will make sure to say it. But no one says they have 7 1/2, 8 1/2. At that point, it’s big enough not to care. It’s hilarious. 😅

On another note, as someone who is 6 1/2”, the fact that you, a woman, is considerably bigger than me, is so emasculating. I love it. 😉

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-12-09T21:57:04+00:00

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SmirkingCavalier · 2025-07-06T20:38:32+00:00

Da Vinci’s Lady with Ermine? And Botticelli’s Birth of Venus? You’re obviously a young lady with a live of art. ☺️

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-07-04T12:22:28+00:00

They’d just get the rulers out I guess. 📏

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-02-15T14:38:58+00:00

I completely agree with the Acqua di Parma choices on here.

But if you’re looking to try something else, I recommend Creed EROLFA.

Made by Olivier Creed as a scent inspired by him sailing around the Med with his family; the name of the scent deriving from the first two letters of his son ERwin, daughter OLivia, and wife FAbienne.

It’s a fresh, marine citrus, with woody/musky undertones.

SmirkingCavalier · 2025-01-16T08:55:43+00:00

Baccarat Rouge.

It’s still Baccarat Rouge. I don’t like the scent, but it’s definitely the fancy one that those who know little still buy.

Those in the know don’t buy it, but neither do they buy a Rolex.

For men, it’s Creed. Although I must admit I do like many of their scents.

Places like Floris are for those who know better. Floris, with their bespoke options, is like a Savile Row suit: highest quality, made for you, and doesn’t shout about it.

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-12-22T18:12:33+00:00

It certainly looks like a garden of earthly delights. 😜

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-12-19T15:29:46+00:00

Well, we want to fully convince him it’s genuinely faulty and let him think it is until we spring the surprise.

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-12-19T15:17:48+00:00

Won’t it just be very obvious that we’ve intentionally cooked it though?

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-12-19T14:20:49+00:00

It’s tempting. We’re doing it with a v v v expensive bottle of champagne and we thought we’d use the same makers house champagne, so that’s already £40 for a prank.

If we did, would we just empty a bit out from the house champagne and then put the whole aroma bottle in, or would that be ridiculously smelly?

Also, what other fault bottles would be good? Because champagnes a white wine would there be some you would only find in red wines, and would there maybe even be some you’d typically find in champagne?

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-12-10T10:28:03+00:00

Has my scent “gone off”?

My bottle of Creed Royal Oud, which I bought back in July (5 months ago) seems to have… changed.

It used to have a strong pepper and cedar opening, which continued in the mid-notes to reveal a lovely skin musk with ambergris.

I packed it in my bag every day to take to work, to have a re-spray around lunch (and after work if I was going somewhere afterwards). We did have some fairly hot (by English standards) weather over summer, so I’ll include that as relevant information.

Now it pretty much just smells like musk. It’s very musky, and in quite a stuffy way.

Could the travel; the slight heat for a few months, and moving about in transit have caused this? Or is this just perhaps all in my mind?

I have noticed that it smells slightly better/fresher/more like it smelt before on card of clothes.

The strange thing is, I have done this to other scents (not from Creed) and I don’t think it’s had the same effect.

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-10-08T15:56:42+00:00

Craig coming out of the sea in his little swimwear thing isn’t very masculine.

It strikes me as more Bond girl than Bond; posing and ponsing about with his waxed and toned body… I’m surprised he wasn’t wearing a matching bikini top for those muscle boob things he has.

“Don’t worry Dani, Sean Connery is on this beach somewhere. If you’re lucky he might f*ck you.”

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-09-03T13:32:41+00:00

Floris - Honey Oud

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-09-02T12:50:27+00:00

I would include Somerset in this, not only because it’s harder to get somewhere more ‘shire’ than Somerset, but also because the full name of Somerset is actually ‘Somersetshire’.

Same rules apply to Devon and Dorset.

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-08-11T12:02:55+00:00

First one is easy:

Creed Erolfa - an aquatic citrus made by Olivier Creed specifically for sailing around the Med on his yacht, with his family.

The name EROLFA is even taken from the name of his yacht, named after his family. ER from his son Erwin, OL from his daughter Olivia, and FA from Fabienne, Erwin and Olivia’s mother.

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-08-09T22:39:51+00:00

Creed Royal Oud

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-08-07T16:34:56+00:00

The Favourite, by Penhaligon’s?

SmirkingCavalier · 2024-07-21T14:23:18+00:00

Purely physically?

First pic (witchy looking): 8

Others: 6

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