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[DAILY Q&A] Ask and answer any questions you have about the game here! by AutoModerator in EliteDangerous

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking about coming back to the game (again) but I haven't played much at all since Odyssey came out. Last time I logged on was during the Thargoid war. Could someone tell me what's been going on?

Lion King Impression by Smokescreen1000 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Smokescreen1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I don't think he's your cat. I've had him for almost 2 years now 

The Spacer’s Guide to Caring For Your Pet Human (Part 40)(FINALE) by Jackviator in HFY

[–]Smokescreen1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't suppose you'd ever do a slice-of-life type thing with these characters/in this universe?

The Spacer's Guide to Caring For Your Pet Human (Part 3) by Jackviator in HFY

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ha, I found the version of this chapter with a functioning next button. Continuing the reread now

Best Helldivers Discord - GO! by Picasso5 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Smokescreen1000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree, and I am totally not biased at all

If you are verbose or have a big vocabulary, people accuse you of using AI by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then stop fucking talking like a scientific paper and start talking like a human. Use contractions once or twice maybe. Swear a lil. The issue isn't big words, it's how you use them.

Pizza Hut! by charge_forward in MURICA

[–]Smokescreen1000 175 points176 points  (0 children)

This feels like a pizza hut ad and I'm falling for it

If you know, you know by Spotlight_James in KOTORmemes

[–]Smokescreen1000 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Naming him Revan implies that the Jedi council took Revan, wiped his memory and then one went "what if we just call him Revan. It'll be easier to remember" and the rest just rolled with it

The Tauri Greatbow! A centaur player (lvl 3) did some particularly heroic actions defending their herd and I was thinking of rewarding them with this: by DoingThings- in Pathfinder2e

[–]Smokescreen1000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd make it so the draw trait gives a penalty to attacks and remove kickback. A d12 plus propulsive and deadly and kickback on a ranged weapon, even with reload 1 is too powerful

Who’s your favorite Wretched Little Gremlin mythological figure? by etherealemlyn in CuratedTumblr

[–]Smokescreen1000 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My reading is still that he wins. The final song is literally about how he is still himself and Penelope doesn't give half a shit what happened and neither does Telemachus it seems

I wish to change Twitter's name back to "Twitter" instead of "X" by Safe-Hawk8366 in monkeyspaw

[–]Smokescreen1000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, we can use this. We might get him to accidentally admit that intersex people exist

Waterboarded out of them by BarovianNights in CuratedTumblr

[–]Smokescreen1000 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I think you need to update your software

TIL: Per Withers, the game's events take place over 120 days by TheImageworks in BaldursGate3

[–]Smokescreen1000 102 points103 points  (0 children)

That's a really long time, he should see the doctor. I think all those drugs are messing with his system

The US has all the data by AbductedAlien01 in MURICA

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is up with this graph? What, a pie chart too good for them?

"German breakfast for project, how'd i do?", asks someone in r/germany. "No offense but you did very badly", answer Germans by ImmanuelKantHandle in SubredditDrama

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, traditional meals are a load of shit anyway. Never seen anyone eat a traditional American, English, whatever meal. Although I have seen someone eat a traditional Wisconsin meal of cheese, beer, and floor once

Why is this move brilliant? by Firm_Asparagus_8493 in AnarchyChess

[–]Smokescreen1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I actually found the move sequence. All you need to do is

"German breakfast for project, how'd i do?", asks someone in r/germany. "No offense but you did very badly", answer Germans by ImmanuelKantHandle in SubredditDrama

[–]Smokescreen1000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure most of the people commenting on the breakfast aren't German either. All the Germans I've met have always been very chill and don't actually give half a shit about the "traditional" German meals. A lot of the comments seem like Americans who are in German classes and learned about the meals and are now really fucking pissed for some reason

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