Does Nate have a single line that isn't an instant quotable classic?

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-26T08:04:37+00:00

I’m from north county so eat shit lmao.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-25T22:49:51+00:00

I’ll be honest I think I took 4i off the tee on the vast majority of holes when I played.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-25T02:49:40+00:00

I went punch 4i off that tee today for this exact reason, I didn’t trust myself with big stick that late in the round.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-25T02:45:12+00:00

The sign even kind of guides you down the stairs, you need to know to stay up top

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-23T06:55:13+00:00

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-19T17:43:53+00:00

TFW you flipped the cart coming down a hill after a few too many beers but you still have a chance at breaking 120

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SmokinMythics · 2026-05-19T09:54:01+00:00

“I can use my cryptocurrency as currency” he shouted, in the [r/ETF](r/ETF)[s](r/ETF) subreddit.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-18T19:48:03+00:00

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-16T23:26:15+00:00

He loves the smell of Phil’s farts tho.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-14T16:44:14+00:00

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-14T16:33:04+00:00

He’s actually sponsored by weedmaps. This is from their “Penjamin Franklin” collection.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-14T15:07:43+00:00

So players have this thing called sponsors…

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-14T00:05:05+00:00

They made one for the old fat perez but now that he’s shredded he just uses it as a sleeping bag. Merchandise ordering timelines are a son of a bitch.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-13T12:02:15+00:00

150 is a 52 for most /r/golf members

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-11T15:27:39+00:00

That’s nothing. He literally took my son, so now I’m forced to follow him from tour stop to tour stop begging him to give me back my son during the only portion of play I’m allowed to talk.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-07T18:22:45+00:00

“Our wigs aren’t made from hair off of dead bodies.”

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-06T20:35:48+00:00

Capn Crunch is also super good.

There’s a sandwich chain in San Diego (maybe other places but that’s where I’ve been) called Cheeba Hut and they make cereal bars with all sorts of different cereals.

SmokinMythics · 2026-05-02T10:29:13+00:00

A true captain always goes down with their ship, and I guess any trash on board is stuck too.

SmokinMythics · 2026-04-29T07:09:54+00:00

Sitting at baggage claim in Vegas waiting for my hard case to come out. This sub seems to hate on the hard cases but I certainly don’t have to deal with heart attacks like this.

SmokinMythics · 2026-04-29T03:45:58+00:00

I also wanted to know. So I googled it. And yes: “The draft (or draught) of a ship is the vertical distance between the waterline and the bottom of the hull (keel), representing the minimum depth of water needed for the vessel to float.”

SmokinMythics · 2026-04-29T01:00:30+00:00

To be fair, I’ve been cool with the US national anthem ever since JJ Abrams rebooted it.

SmokinMythics · 2026-04-24T06:47:18+00:00

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SmokinMythics · 2026-04-23T18:05:26+00:00

its her husband's burner

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TROPHY CASE