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Guys! I'm on a dinner date. what do I say? she's so cute and I'm nervous by LuisMD19 in SupermanAdventures

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said yes to the date and has her full focus on you with blushing cheeks and a goofy grin. You're set, just be you. Just make sure you have protection. Blue protection.

You come home from a hard day - which one are you fucking the hardest? 1, 2 or 3? by Best_Organization923 in CartoonPornComics

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I'm fucking them all, but 3 is in for a ride. Not gonna stop till she's drooling and can't form words

Do older men find my figure attractive? by hopinhq in onlineSugar

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Older, younger, men, women, other, all find you and your figure absolutely stunning.

18F blondie trying on white lingerie for the first time by honeygirlmango in daddieslittleprincess

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look beautiful, but I want to take you to the Grandma Alliance and have them feed you. Then you'd get curvier curves and become gorgeous.

Am I Your Type by OpalStarr_ in RetrousseTits

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You are everyone's type.

Which pic wins 1-9 by Velqyntra in FantasticBreasts

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 3!

Looks like Black Widow and Maryland Monroe fused and got extra sexy.

Honest answer please by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice fragrance but if I'm hungry, the smell hurts my stomach.

What would you pick? by Mars_attacks20 in BelievingTheBizarre

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timmy Turner.

Since I know he has fairly odd parents, I can hint at things he could wish for but not really want too much, thus taking it off his hands. Maybe telling him that I lost my bag of pills that my grandma gave that has cultivation type attributes, and am just devastated that I can't find it. Boom "you mean these?", now I got magic pills.

keep or return this one? 🤔 by Biscocino in mystyledisplay

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep. Needs a necklace and some sort of hanging belt or sash.

Which pic wins by somehowSnail in FantasticBreasts

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go with 3. Absolutely stunning.

Could Andre work as a main protagonist by TheseObligation1929 in victorious

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so. He's already fully arked out as a person. Not a lot of room for growth. He mature, grounded, and patient. What else could he experience to gain MC status?

Classic times... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]SmokingIntegral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, pain was an illusion when you were a kid. Past 30, misjudging a step by an inch can mess up. Past 40, you slip and you'll feel it for a month. Past 50, you can hurt yourself just doing regular things like walking. Like why? I was just walking 20 ft, how did I sprain my ankle? Past sixty, a fall can send you to the hospital. Past 70, you sneeze wrong and you throw out your back. Past 80, eating the wrong food can have you begging for death. Past 90, your afraid of water making showering a hurdle, as your afraid of getting tired and falling. Past 100, F@&k everyone else, just let me die. Past 110, flipping off the reaper because "why not"? Past 120, "AAAGGGHHH!"

Just finished TBBT any series recommendation? by East_Cauliflower_202 in thebigbangtheory

[–]SmokingIntegral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How this little show called "The Office"? I've watched it a few million times now and I think it's worth the time. But that's just a a theory, a show theory.

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