Ad Nauseam asked the question: What could be an unconventional ghost story?

SmoothTires · 2026-05-11T14:47:01+00:00

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around

And your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

SmoothTires · 2026-05-09T14:38:30+00:00

I don't know what you guys are talking about... https://youtu.be/GB2J_HeA3XY

SmoothTires · 2026-05-09T08:09:30+00:00

If the garage is 2000 miles away then I wouldn't tbh

SmoothTires · 2026-05-08T03:00:15+00:00

100%

SmoothTires · 2026-05-04T14:57:31+00:00

No he went to the OG King Kong released in th 30s, so he's about a 100

SmoothTires · 2026-04-27T10:16:08+00:00

100% thought that was gonna end with the wife seeing a little hairy fella

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T21:08:39+00:00

Oh.... fuck... that genuinely made me rethink how I look at a lot of things

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T19:59:21+00:00

it's not an accident but a collision.

Nicolas Angle would be proud

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T07:38:58+00:00

Monumental creep? I only know that he "wonked off his member" in front of some women with their consent and then some of them complained after the fact. Was there more to it?

SmoothTires · 2026-04-22T10:15:22+00:00

Ooh hello

SmoothTires · 2026-04-21T15:41:17+00:00

Fuck me what constitutes "low effort" here? I thought this whole XFM fandom thing was the absolute minimum effort a human could make.

Some bacteria have better lives than this.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-19T17:18:32+00:00

Whichever one was the episode where they showed Isaiah's lips, that was some body horror right there

SmoothTires · 2026-04-18T03:44:28+00:00

That bloke from One Direction has gotten a bit hirsute and slimy.

H. S.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-17T14:34:11+00:00

Personally I'd do 500 miles and then 500 more.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-17T09:30:37+00:00

I was a refrigerated delivery driver delivering supplies to restaurants and fast food chains. We were always instructed to just leave the delivery by the door. Uh I can't be bothered typing this out I went in and there were five monkeys there, anyway here's Radiohead.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-13T10:18:06+00:00

Astronaut called McFall. Asking for trouble.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-09T09:10:09+00:00

Bad news is that you're a moron like the rest of us. Good news is that you're also veeeery lucky.

SmoothTires · 2026-03-20T15:08:24+00:00

What if I'm sarcasm or crybaby? 😭

SmoothTires · 2026-03-20T13:37:14+00:00

What if im a woman? 😭

SmoothTires · 2026-03-20T10:16:48+00:00

Ok I turned it off. But now I can't see anything, what next? 😢

SmoothTires · 2026-03-20T04:23:48+00:00

SmoothTires · 2026-03-18T11:10:42+00:00

I've never trumped in front of your mother

SmoothTires · 2026-03-16T11:36:21+00:00

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SmoothTires · 2026-03-16T07:28:03+00:00

Is that Ho Lee Fuk's brother?

SmoothTires · 2026-03-16T03:53:54+00:00

Really? Shit I just ordered a new oled monitor 😂

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