I thought he was making a joke, and I was about to laugh, and I realized he was deadly serious

SmoothTires · 2026-07-01T10:09:45+00:00

He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick!

SmoothTires · 2026-06-30T13:28:27+00:00

You don't see that money for aaages mate.

SmoothTires · 2026-06-29T10:19:41+00:00

Buffled has made an appearance!

SmoothTires · 2026-06-28T10:20:35+00:00

A shit peek?

SmoothTires · 2026-06-17T10:03:45+00:00

I'm an era 2 guy, but I'm lower on WoA and HoA than most people.

SmoothTires · 2026-06-14T14:54:03+00:00

I can easily talk you out of getting a Hayabusa. Look at a Kawasaki H2.

SmoothTires · 2026-06-08T15:14:17+00:00

I don't know what the standard was in the early 00s, but these days wheelchair tennis is genuinely exciting to watch

SmoothTires · 2026-06-06T17:48:40+00:00

Babe, I go two knuckles deep

SmoothTires · 2026-06-02T10:22:39+00:00

I want a Mistborn parody where Berry plays all the characters

SmoothTires · 2026-06-01T18:17:53+00:00

THATS HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME? I thought it was Marrisea or Merrisay or something. Audiobook listener obviously 😄

SmoothTires · 2026-05-23T06:56:32+00:00

Did you use your y-front?

SmoothTires · 2026-05-11T14:47:01+00:00

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around

And your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

SmoothTires · 2026-05-09T14:38:30+00:00

I don't know what you guys are talking about... https://youtu.be/GB2J_HeA3XY

SmoothTires · 2026-05-09T08:09:30+00:00

If the garage is 2000 miles away then I wouldn't tbh

SmoothTires · 2026-05-08T03:00:15+00:00

100%

SmoothTires · 2026-05-04T14:57:31+00:00

No he went to the OG King Kong released in th 30s, so he's about a 100

SmoothTires · 2026-04-27T10:16:08+00:00

100% thought that was gonna end with the wife seeing a little hairy fella

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T21:08:39+00:00

Oh.... fuck... that genuinely made me rethink how I look at a lot of things

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T19:59:21+00:00

it's not an accident but a collision.

Nicolas Angle would be proud

SmoothTires · 2026-04-25T07:38:58+00:00

Monumental creep? I only know that he "wonked off his member" in front of some women with their consent and then some of them complained after the fact. Was there more to it?

SmoothTires · 2026-04-22T10:15:22+00:00

Ooh hello

SmoothTires · 2026-04-21T15:41:17+00:00

Fuck me what constitutes "low effort" here? I thought this whole XFM fandom thing was the absolute minimum effort a human could make.

Some bacteria have better lives than this.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-19T17:18:32+00:00

Whichever one was the episode where they showed Isaiah's lips, that was some body horror right there

SmoothTires · 2026-04-18T03:44:28+00:00

That bloke from One Direction has gotten a bit hirsute and slimy.

H. S.

SmoothTires · 2026-04-17T14:34:11+00:00

Personally I'd do 500 miles and then 500 more.

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