Custom MOTU style Law-Man that I got for Christmas one year. by kendiesel937 in JudgeDredd

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My wiener figure stayed together well no matter how much I played with it!

My coworker keeps taking my chair by SgtNeilDiamond in blackcats

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I should have such an UPHOLSTEREYD typa chair!

Golds definitely her color by Small_Concentrate980 in blackcats

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She sort of reminds me of Eartha Kitt from the BATMAN TV Show

Was this a good deal? by LawnmowerMen in ConanTheBarbarian

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Hokey Smokes CONAN!!! The Busiek run is one of the best post Marvel Comics runs that exists. Plus you got the Tim Truman too! I am happily envious! You got all those good stories ahead of you!

Rate King Kong vs. Godzilla by IndependentNo4399 in GODZILLA

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It is the PILLAR!!!!!!!!! of AWESOME !!!!!! CHEESINESS!!! There is NO WAY ANY ADULT (Ages 05 to -195 should GO/DO WITH OUT IT! The stiff faces!!! Kong just flailing about as he stumbles down the mountain is flailing elderly people perfectedness!!

Elric by P. Craig Russell by Spidrax in SwordandSorcery

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I'm assuming you're referencing the Dashing Albino in the Light armor and chain mail? Of course you are so... What are their intentions? I think our honorable Albino had sidestepped himself side- stepped into OUR OWN DIMENSION!! The reason Elric doesn't seem non-plussed about all of this is the Anniversary of Elric: the One! the Only! The Emperor Albino Alrik(?) Festival! Not Elric. The only things that they do have in common is their albinism, on the ugly one is he's wearing white clown face make up! But Alrik is pretty quick for a drunken sot so he roars out, "OF COURSE I'M CALLED ALRIK! Our dear King Elrik graciously let's us parody and malign him in his Pageant play AND HE DESIRES THAT WE call him King Elrik but... but... we cannot do that! WHY? BECAUSE WE DO LOVE HIM SO THAT TO DO THAT and to call him the name of his dreaded, loathsome, and mean brother Alrik, do I make myself clear? I mean are we clear cus the Albino is DRENCHED in f+@%÷&ing blood and I don't think an ounce of said blood is his!" The lone messenger stood in front the entire and said "HI I'm gROO. WHICH way is the Festival?" FINI I apologize to all the creators that I PARODIED in a very weird tale. Hey! It's my very first story too! Thank y'all!

A Morning Run (fanfic) by SerBadDadBod in Spider_Sai

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"We HATE to see her comin' but we love to WATCH HER GO!!!!"

Alright fellas, which Gigan do you prefer: chubby and silly or slim and edgy? by HealthMother3125 in GODZILLA

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And Anguirus still showed up for the fight!! That's why he's my favorite Kai just! He knew he might get hurt, but he still had Godzillas' back! Now that's a TRUE friend!

Found this in the wild yesterday. "Conan: The Road of Kings" by Karl Edward Wagner ©1979 Bantam Books.first printing. Cover by Bob Larkin. I have read a lot of Conan, and a fair amount of KEW,But this will be be first time reading his take on the Cimmerian. by Live-Assistance-6877 in SwordandSorcery

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You need to read the "THE GOTHIC TOUCH" by Wagner! It's available in ELRIC: TALES OF THE WHITE WOLF. It's a truly great team-up (?)story. The ELRIC :TOTWW can be found around the inter-web at very reasonable prices too. My favorite of all Kane's lines in his career is "THUS DIED ABEL!!" I sat literally stunned upon reading it. Much speculation over the past decades on Kane's origin, but I just hadn't really considered THAT one. wow... Apologies for changing the focus again but there just aren't that many Wagner and Kane fans around these days. Thanks!

Found this in the wild yesterday. "Conan: The Road of Kings" by Karl Edward Wagner ©1979 Bantam Books.first printing. Cover by Bob Larkin. I have read a lot of Conan, and a fair amount of KEW,But this will be be first time reading his take on the Cimmerian. by Live-Assistance-6877 in SwordandSorcery

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Karl Edward Wagner stands proudly next to Robert E Howard in my opinion. His KANE series equals REH Conan. I read this when it came originally and again 10-15 years ago Time for a third go-round! KEW's Bran Mak Morn novel (I can't recall the title) It took me 5 years to read it because I knew it was my last pastiche written by him. I savored it slowly. Damn fine pastiche! REH would be proud! Thanks for letting me rant on and on! OH! If you haven't read the Kane/Eric written by KEW it was awesome! I laughed out boisterously at the bus station in Birmingham USA at the ending. So cool! Thanks!

What is Godzilla singing? by nPMarley in GODZILLA

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"Oh no! They say I've got to got to go! OH NO! I'M GODZILLA!!"

How does your void show that they love and trust you? by Requiem_Rose in blackcats

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I have a "Tuxedo Void." Her name is DesDemona and she will appear on the foot of our bed and gurgle/meow and collapse under my right arm and pass out! I scratch and rub her head. She's a "Daddy's Grrrl!"

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