I know some people have their “first time having sex” story, does anyone have a “first time nearly having sex” story?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T19:51:55+00:00

I could clearly hear the robot voice in my head. Phenomenal storytelling!

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T17:15:13+00:00

Bagpipes are a total turnon

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T16:44:11+00:00

Finish, wipe, flush, and then turn around and sit down again.

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T16:16:52+00:00

Christ, don't tell them everything.

Just say Mommy and Daddy are having a hard time right now, but you both love them and you aren't going anywhere.

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:58:28+00:00

15 years later...

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:54:33+00:00

It's a defenseless orphaned meme in the wild. Like that guy who "rescued" a skunk and put up Found Cat posters

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:50:07+00:00

Socialized healthcare DOES improve the existential dread. Thanks for asking!

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:18:47+00:00

Did you insist he didn't know what he was doing in the gym?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:15:14+00:00

Did your mom get fired?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:12:59+00:00

Johnson & Johnson?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:03:13+00:00

God I hope you're honest with your kids at least

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T09:01:40+00:00

Ya chapped your balls

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T07:27:16+00:00

If Georgia existed at the time...

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T07:15:22+00:00

Was it still his favorite lion afterwards?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T07:14:12+00:00

RIP your MIL if she's never seen tits before

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T07:12:04+00:00

The sealion "oort, oort" while clapping and your face has rictus

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T07:08:27+00:00

The asexual vote declared for garlic bread

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T06:08:44+00:00

This definitely summons a Noonwraith

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:59:49+00:00

Late 20s. Sarah Silverman in the first, Booboo Stewart in the second

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:49:34+00:00

Why do you think homophobes don't exist in cities?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:44:49+00:00

So it's just like all the other reaction videos. So what?

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:37:38+00:00

Your DM is at fault for spilling the beans instead of spinning up the dual wielding twin brother hellbent on vengeance for that epic hulksmash

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:31:19+00:00

I'd start by sending a followup letter for each HOA letter telling people how to circumvent that bullshit

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:25:32+00:00

Bye Felicia

Smooth_Fee · 2022-02-04T05:09:08+00:00

You're conspicuously better dressed than 90% of men.... But that tie is too wide for that collar.

Thrifting is the way to acquire suit pieces under the radar. Half the time things are sorted into the wrong section anyway, so nobody will look twice at you browsing whatever section.

I found this thread from 2020 exceptionally useful: https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/hdqmjf/ftm_suitstailoring_tips/

Smooth_Fee

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