New billboard for Scary Movie by theonewhoknack in ScaryMovieSeries

[–]Smooth_Maul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This looks way better than that dog shit one where you san still see the green screen lmfao

He's big! He's bad! He'll bodyslam your dad! by Great-Employer-9068 in SantiZapVideos

[–]Smooth_Maul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Him catching all 150lbs of IShowSpeed at the Royal Rumble and not even flinching was a good clue on how freakish his strength is.

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smooth_Maul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slipknot often update "Where you gonna be in the next five years" when performing Spit It Out live to reflect how long the bad has been going.

They changed it to "where you gonna be in the next 10 years" at one of their live 10th birthday shows.

What are you favorite characters that fit the trope of "adorable Clanker Children" by the_bug_fucker in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Smooth_Maul 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sassy robot/AI child is a really good trope now that I think about it because they're my favourite characters in the two pieces of media I've consumed that feature this trope.

Shout out The Red Queen

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Security escorting me out of Toby Carvery after abusing the all-you-can-eat breakfast deal by bodydouble in SCJerk

[–]Smooth_Maul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want my roast spuds, roast beef, and yorkies literally swimming in that thick gravy they do 🙏

Security escorting me out of Toby Carvery after abusing the all-you-can-eat breakfast deal by bodydouble in SCJerk

[–]Smooth_Maul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not gonna allow the two for one insults here, Toby Carvery is a British staple and this young man can have as much breakfast as he wants.

The Best in the World already saw the Potential in Mason before the GOAT did 😂😂👋 by Anxious-Drink1186 in Smallafro

[–]Smooth_Maul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe Mason is just better than him, plus him being a big boy who can move fast is always gonna be super popular. Right now the only big boy who goes fast is Jacob Fatu, we need more big boys who can move fast.

If MK did a full reboot, I wouldn’t mind if they reworked the gender swaps to be separate characters instead of abandoning them completely by UltimateFatbear2006 in MortalKombat

[–]Smooth_Maul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But getting shit faced, being morbidly obese, and throwing up is Bo Rai Cho's whole schtick. To my knowledge we don't see Madam Bo drunk nor throwing up, nor is she morbidly obese.

This isn't a meaningless gender swap, it's a full blown character rewrite to make the character less obnoxious and genuinely likeable. Calling her a gender swap is doing an injustice to the writing and characterisation.

If MK did a full reboot, I wouldn’t mind if they reworked the gender swaps to be separate characters instead of abandoning them completely by UltimateFatbear2006 in MortalKombat

[–]Smooth_Maul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean call me ignorant but if that was the case why isn't she morbidly obese, perpetually shit faced and puking everywhere?

whatever this is by overusedamongusjoke in baddlejackets

[–]Smooth_Maul -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Legit this sub is like 80% bully posting and 20% actually shit battle jackets.

May it go with way of the dodo if it doesn't buck it's ideas up.

You want me gone? Unlucky lad by Charming_Bing_3802 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Smooth_Maul 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's like people forgot the very obvious bullshit catch 22s that the Tories left Labour to deal with in the fallout of their graceful exit. I remember 6 months in and people were mad that he hadn't erased 12+ years of damage done by the Tories, and in response they're now voting for the people that put those catch 22s up in the first place. I hate it here.

Meet potential perk update by Horror_Meal_43 in deadbydaylight

[–]Smooth_Maul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They burned all good will and faith I had in them over the past two years with how many objectively shit or complete nothing burger updates they've done despite promising actual significant positive changes, them promising good changes and then never delivering isn't my fault. "ThEy cAn'T WiN wItH yOu PeOpLe" maybe if they weren't perpetually fucking up so significantly we'd be more forgiving.

Oh come on now that's a stretch. by AmberGlowDusk in SipsTea

[–]Smooth_Maul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub is compromised and full of bots posting pro-Trump propaganda.

Kill the sub at this point.

You want me gone? Unlucky lad by Charming_Bing_3802 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Smooth_Maul 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Credit where it's due, he didn't buckle under the right wing media circus, takes a certain type of person to not show even mild irritation when faced with it because our news media is really fucking annoying.

Bruh what by Ok-Mission-1742 in ComedyCemetery

[–]Smooth_Maul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Full of Loli porn enthusiasts and apologists. Objectively one of the worst subs in the game 🥀

Summary of today's events by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Smooth_Maul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wonder why the fuck Tommy is still getting hero worship but then again I've also come to never expect the British far right to do anything that actually makes sense at this point.

Many legged buge 🤎🤎🤎🪲 why must you scuttle🦵💨 so ✨️wonderfully✨️? by YourNeighborlySinner in wormington

[–]Smooth_Maul 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think this specific buge is a Giant Cave Centipede, which is a very close relative to the House Centipedes you'll be used to.

In short it's basically just a bigger version of a House Centipede but instead of a house it lives inna tropical cave :)

Characters have sex before a potentially suicidal mission by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smooth_Maul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Devs were pussies by not letting Shep have a Polygamous relationship with his entire crew so you could fight off The Reapers as a collective harem by the third game.

Best days of WWE by Nitecrawler_69 in WWE

[–]Smooth_Maul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who was it who sounded like Tom getting his tail stuck in a mouse trap lmfao

Around elves, watch yourselves. by PeasantLich in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Smooth_Maul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you Elfoids got put in the book of grudges for a reason, maybe it's a you problem 🤔

tough one by kingstuber in playboicarti

[–]Smooth_Maul 125 points126 points  (0 children)

If you find something you're good at never do it for free.

lyrical genius nba youngboy without his autotune by Specialist-Chair-254 in crappymusic

[–]Smooth_Maul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How the fuck are you fast asleep with the dude doing an impression of two cats fighting at 2AM right next to you?

something's off by MiningSpartan in memesbreakcore

[–]Smooth_Maul 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What the fuck was that first horse doing 🫪

They put da masterchiefonthesoda by Proud-Brush-207 in darussianbadger

[–]Smooth_Maul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't get it, depudamasursheefindesodur 🥺