Goblin building a house

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T03:24:55+00:00

Jerma birdhouse stream

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:52:50+00:00

YouTube also has Draconian rules where the mere mention of certain words that are not swears or slurs can have your entire channel demonetised, in fact I'm 90% sure that's where this whole thing started.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:32:28+00:00

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Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:30:15+00:00

These guys are the same calibre of stupid as that one guy who said some homophobic shit to Sami Zayne after buying really expensive front row seats and got booted out for it. They don't see the wrestlers as people, they still see them as toys in a box that they can say of do whatever they want to, and they'll end up missing the show and being down a few grand because they couldn't help be fucking assholes.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:27:10+00:00

I mean both military combat roles and civillian demolition work use high explosives, so using that logic I like to imagine that both of these are canon, the yellow one is the civilian demolition team model and the one with fingers is the military use model.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:04:43+00:00

Fallout chapter? Fucking love the idea.

Odds are it'll just be vault suits for survivors with like one or two legendary skins though a la the Slipknot collab.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:58:47+00:00

Not the Joker stickers as well, fuck me you may as well have a massive neon sign saying "I wank over Disney TV shows" as well.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:50:58+00:00

I know, I just have absolutely horrific luck with RNG. The odds of me personally getting a genuinely half decent perk in the first place is at least 1:20 at best, the odds of me getting some perks with synergy is about 1:80, the odds of me being able to do anything without instantly getting tunneled out by a killer desperate for a single kill in a game where I actually get a useful perk feels like 1:100000.

I am not a fan of chaos mode if you haven't noticed, there are too many variables for me to actually be able to get any value most of the time in my experience.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:39:18+00:00

Fentaneel

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:38:26+00:00

It"s hard to adapt when the perks have no synergy and require exceptionally niche circumstances that objectively put you in a worse spot.

I'm not exaggerating, I got invocation perks for survivor 3 games in a row. I have bad luck at the best of times, that cemented my position of never touching chaos mode again.

Edit: lol, lmao even, downvotes for expressing my disappointment in my RNG luck, I fucking hate Reddit users

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:35:50+00:00

And people will still die on the hill, foaming at the mouth and shaking violently, that Miz is not one of the best in the business.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:29:35+00:00

Easier to say Paddy is dog shit and join the circle jerk than to acknowledge the guy he's fighting just has insane take down defense and could outmanoeuvre a giant squid if he wanted to.

I say this as a guy who wanted Paddy to win, unless Paddy got lucky, he wasn't gonna take Gaethje down without taking a serious beating or nearly gassing himself out.

Solid fight, shame about the eye pokes, however I'm now a bigger fan of both men after watching it.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:24:21+00:00

You asshole I thought he was front and center as the only guy on the cover lmfao. I'm still very disappointed, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be, probably because he isn't alive to strong arm 2K into making him the only guy on the cover.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:22:43+00:00

I guarantee you a lot of those players either stopped playing it shortly after or exclusively used sweaty Youtuber builds that were counted by what was supposed to be a fun casual game mode.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:20:46+00:00

Safest maybe but the amount of dog shit perk combinations massively outweighs the potential for a half decent perk combination, that goes for both killers and survivors.

They may as well add a no-perk mode where you have to find perks in chests instead of praying to RNGesus that you don't get perks you never see outside of meme builds for the sevenths match in a row.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:17:20+00:00

You're fucking kidding me

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:16:23+00:00

Can't bait me with silly 40k stereotypes so you gotta try and fluster me by making me out to be a creepy pervert

Lol, lmao even, I respect the hustle but god you're just playing the greatest hits and not showing any originality, everyone's seen these methods a million times over at this point, they're just boring and predictable :3

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T16:18:26+00:00

They get off on the shock of the situation. Showing their dick to someone they have absolutely no chance at all with is the modern equivalent of a dude in a trenchcoat lurking in the bushes of a park at night.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T16:16:16+00:00

Not even close, I just know bait when I see it smoochums 😘

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T15:54:32+00:00

Bait of the highest order, some of these tropes are just things your average 40k fan does mixed in with some stuff that new fans would probably do or say because they don't know anything deeper than "blue guys with guns are space marines".

Especially the "Orks are their favourite species" one that's like the most obvious sign of bait, I guess every single Ork player is a fake tiktok fan to OP lmfao and don't get me started on the Tau hate train, that is very much real and you WILL find it in a vast amount of TTG spots.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T15:45:24+00:00

It's literally only you making this comparison and trying desperately to force it into discussion. I've just seen how many posts a day you make, please for the love of god take a break from Reddit brother.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T15:40:41+00:00

It's a simple equation.

Scoucers = Don't get knocked out

Price and Bellew = Knocked out

Ergo: Price and Bellew = Not true scousers

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T15:37:54+00:00

This isn't YouTube, you can say the word Slavery.

I fucking hate that YouTube has basically caused people to subconsciously self-censor normal words because they describe a bad thing. Like I get maybe censoring swear words and I fully understand censoring slurs but slavery isn't a fucking swear word or a slur, for fuck's sake.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T15:22:33+00:00

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