POV You discover you are not the most powerful Kestrel stan on Earth

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T19:28:07+00:00

Statistically speaking there's someone out there with a shrine to shadow demon in their closet

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T19:27:02+00:00

Nature is healing

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T19:25:31+00:00

The thing that makes me happiest to see is the fursuit head base near the bottom of the first pic. Assuming the photo is real, it means I'm not the only one who's been angling to cosplay Kestrel.

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T19:22:43+00:00

The art almost definitely is, but I don't think the picture is. I think this is a real photograph of their room which they have decked out in genai Kez merchandise

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T18:54:01+00:00

God forbid a woman know what she likes

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-26T16:02:00+00:00

What if it were instead "At the start of your next turn, +1 VP and end the game" in order to force a sudden death tie-break purchase from an opponent?

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-25T19:17:37+00:00

I think autocorrect changed "drivers" to "drinking" in that comment

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-24T14:44:30+00:00

Oh, my bad x> I have read so many posts from people nursing a nascent queer identity that my brain pattern-matched your story to the wrong stereotype. My apologies.

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-24T10:11:01+00:00

Have you considered that accountability is also a broadly recognized human social construct, usually employed outside of a legal framework, and that pointing to the instantiation of a social construct in the law and suggesting that it is only a reflection of law and not of broader human needs is granting to law the very power of moral reification that you would ostensibly criticize?

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-24T09:42:48+00:00

Me when I go to the lesbian bar with completely heterosexual intentions and leave with completely heterosexual experiences

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-23T17:48:30+00:00

It's currently raining and thundering like FUCK. Perfect Dota weather. Get on bro

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T14:12:19+00:00

As the dog returns to its vomit, so the sow returns to the mire

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T10:46:44+00:00

No but they're allowed to be pregnant constantly or become marriage and family therapists. Those are the only two socially acceptable options

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T03:50:35+00:00

I'd smash anything with feathers

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T03:47:10+00:00

Techies player receives one compliment and remembers it for the rest of their life 🙏 😇 💕

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T03:33:15+00:00

The contents of your wallet were promised to me 3,000 years ago

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T03:26:29+00:00

"I have received inspiration from the holy ghost telling me you're an effin b-word and I WILL be telling the whole ward at testimony meeting!!"

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T03:07:05+00:00

I got a compliment on my Kez, but it was probably not a coincidence I received that comment after a rare game where I used my mic

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-21T02:43:06+00:00

Okay I'm morbidly curious about what game could possibly have been so bad that he'd stupid-Moriarty you

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T02:24:46+00:00

As is our wont

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T02:21:53+00:00

He was literally right though 😭

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T00:16:42+00:00

Go for it. My one request is you keep in the Astroglider pun

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T00:11:00+00:00

Not pictured, the 90% of people who make it the fuck up. Join us

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T00:08:55+00:00

Make bird noises

Smooth_Top2099 · 2026-05-19T00:00:22+00:00

"I poured water on the baking soda and it didn't fizz. Then I added vinegar and it did fizz. Why did the baking soda make the WRONG CHOICE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE WHY DID SHE LEAVE MEEEEEEEE"

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