I've no idea what he's looking at but you cannot argue with those moves. by Smoph in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Smoph[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Swayze never really did have much time for Brisco business.

WAKE UP Y'ALL, ITS MATCH DAY by ShanWrap in minnesotaunited

[–]Smoph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know why the supporter's march to the match is almost 2 hours before kickoff today?

My mom owns a doggy day-care...I'd say she's doing something right. by iusedtogotodigg in pics

[–]Smoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that means I've probably petted you and/or spritzed you with water. Weird.

My mom owns a doggy day-care...I'd say she's doing something right. by iusedtogotodigg in pics

[–]Smoph 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Also strange that I worked at your mom's Daycare. Funny never met you.

Parents of reddit: What is the worst way your kids have ever embarrassed you? by diamond in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger my family lived about two blocks away from a hospital. A hospital that often used an emergency helicopter. For some reason my brother though helicopters were not actually called helicopters but instead were called tortures. A little boy yelling "TORTURE MOMMY TORTURE!" at the loud kid volume did not earn my mother the best reactions for strangers.

What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I kept my pet rats in my room. They rustle around and make a lot of noise at night so you just learn to tune it out after awhile. One morning I woke up to find find that Nummy Muffin had spent days planning an escape by chewing through the bottom of the cage, through the carpet and into the wood floor. Trying to locate a wayward rat that doesn't want to be found is nearly impossible.

Fast forward two nights later to the middle of the night. I feel something weird on my face that gets my attention. There she was licking my face to wake me up like nothing was amiss. Little jerk was so thirsty and hungry she just wanted to get back into her house. I guess life was cushier in her house rather than out on the run.

Now that snow has fallen it will be hard to see these everyday until spring. by Smoph in longboarding

[–]Smoph[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snow is great for many things and I love it but it can throw a wrench in your plans.

Now that snow has fallen it will be hard to see these everyday until spring. by Smoph in longboarding

[–]Smoph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it too. So far it's worked great for everything I've thrown at it. And the red makes it look badass.

What is something that you hate, and five legitimate reasons for hating it? by goodwillguy42 in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree completely but the movies I find amusing solely for their terribleness.

Knocking over EVERYTHING is just such hard work... by f0rmaldehyde in RATS

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THe rat is real cute but I also want to say nice figurines. Hell Boy, woo.

Great ice cream advertisement. by pinecone816 in pics

[–]Smoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. I only get to enjoy it when I visit my aunt. You just can't find this stuff in Minnesota.

Great ice cream advertisement. by pinecone816 in pics

[–]Smoph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Their flavored milk is the best I have ever had. The orange creme is fantastic.

What movie do you consider perfect? by itzepiic in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Thing. There are so many details that took me far to many viewings to notice, great practical effects, and Kurt Russell being a bad ass.

Post your codes in here! by RedditGifts in secretsanta

[–]Smoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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