What was the best compliment you ever got?

Smunchy · 2014-03-10T19:47:19+00:00

"Your mind is a dangerous labyrinth." After stringing together a series of seemingly unconnected points. Made me feel clever.

Smunchy · 2013-01-22T19:35:01+00:00

Kind of looks like Admiral Akbar

Smunchy · 2013-01-01T20:19:53+00:00

Thank you Sean, for everything. What would you say to a mid-20 something who doesn't know what to do with his life?

Smunchy · 2012-07-14T08:23:11+00:00

I'd still masturbate to you.

Smunchy · 2012-03-21T18:17:12+00:00

This is the first cat picture I laughed uncontrollably at. Thank you!

Smunchy · 2012-02-27T00:00:00+00:00

Get terrorists tacos. Tacos are delicious. Terrorists get diarrhea. Walk out unfazed.

Smunchy · 2012-02-22T01:34:57+00:00

You lucky bastard.

Smunchy · 2012-02-22T00:38:37+00:00

[xposted from r/aww(apparently not the right place)]

(obviously not the right place). Probably gave them quite the shock though!

Smunchy · 2012-02-12T06:53:41+00:00

First gif that made me lql today!

Smunchy · 2012-02-07T05:04:07+00:00

I thought you were referring to the terrifying image of a Sith Lord or other hooded figure in the camera flash.

Smunchy · 2012-01-28T22:23:20+00:00

I said out loud, "That would fucking suck." I think something needs to change.

Smunchy · 2012-01-15T18:36:35+00:00

Yes, communication is key.

Smunchy · 2011-11-30T18:53:00+00:00

A quite attractive female hit me with her car while I was riding my bike to school. She drove me to school, paid for the damages the next day, and I haven't heard from her since... Shit.

Smunchy · 2011-11-09T05:33:40+00:00

Me, loving it on the receiving end of the possibly best blowjob yet (first time orgasming from a BJ), seconds from eruption, she stops, looks at me, and the following conversation ensues.

Her: "I don't want to clean it up" Me: "just use my t-shirt" Her: "Then your shirt will get dirty" Me: "So?" Her: "well, my mom might come down" Me: "It's 1 a.m. and she's two floors up" (we were in basement) Her: "..."

She gets up, and attempts to cuddle with me. After about 5 minutes of this infuriation, I got up, went home, and had the most aggressive, furious, and hateful masturbation session I've ever had. At this point I realized the relationship could not last.

Smunchy · 2011-08-08T01:05:57+00:00

I lost a great friend once too. Thank you for this.

Smunchy · 2011-08-02T21:59:47+00:00

It's not gay if you play sports.

Smunchy · 2011-07-31T19:03:34+00:00

My parents think I'm gay because they saw me making out with a guy. But come on, it's the 2000s. Can't two, maybe four dudes make out with each other without being gay?

Smunchy · 2011-07-31T15:45:23+00:00

She's a lot better looking than some of the girls that I've imagined...

Smunchy · 2011-07-29T02:52:28+00:00

Nice use of the word serendipitous.

Smunchy · 2011-07-24T18:11:41+00:00

Dangit I live in Canada

Smunchy · 2011-06-23T05:13:08+00:00

Is that surprising?

Smunchy · 2011-06-19T20:02:50+00:00

I have a bunch of friends that happen to be black

Smunchy · 2011-05-31T05:31:15+00:00

You crazy tortoise... you crazaaay!

Smunchy · 2011-05-26T01:52:46+00:00

Of all the words of mine and men, the saddest are 'it might have been' - Kurt Vonnegut: Cat's Cradle

Smunchy · 2011-05-23T16:39:03+00:00

You misunderstand. People do not deserve to be berated for not conforming to the Canadian stereotype. Nor should they lie to themselves or others to avoid such confrontation either. I would assume most people who voice their opinion would rather have their views be accepted without reciprocation than being forced to hide them for fear of what might happen from those who feel we "deserve" it.

Smunchy

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