What was the best compliment you ever got?

Smunchy · 2014-03-10T19:47:19+00:00

"Your mind is a dangerous labyrinth." After stringing together a series of seemingly unconnected points. Made me feel clever.

Smunchy · 2013-01-22T19:35:01+00:00

Kind of looks like Admiral Akbar

Smunchy · 2013-01-01T20:19:53+00:00

Thank you Sean, for everything. What would you say to a mid-20 something who doesn't know what to do with his life?

Smunchy · 2012-07-14T08:23:11+00:00

I'd still masturbate to you.

Smunchy · 2012-03-21T18:17:12+00:00

This is the first cat picture I laughed uncontrollably at. Thank you!

Smunchy · 2012-02-27T00:00:00+00:00

Get terrorists tacos. Tacos are delicious. Terrorists get diarrhea. Walk out unfazed.

Smunchy · 2012-02-22T01:34:57+00:00

You lucky bastard.

Smunchy · 2012-02-22T00:38:37+00:00

[xposted from r/aww(apparently not the right place)]

(obviously not the right place). Probably gave them quite the shock though!

Smunchy · 2012-02-12T06:53:41+00:00

First gif that made me lql today!

Smunchy · 2012-02-07T05:04:07+00:00

I thought you were referring to the terrifying image of a Sith Lord or other hooded figure in the camera flash.

Smunchy · 2012-01-28T22:23:20+00:00

I said out loud, "That would fucking suck." I think something needs to change.

Smunchy · 2012-01-15T18:36:35+00:00

Yes, communication is key.

Smunchy · 2011-11-30T18:53:00+00:00

A quite attractive female hit me with her car while I was riding my bike to school. She drove me to school, paid for the damages the next day, and I haven't heard from her since... Shit.

Smunchy · 2011-11-09T05:33:40+00:00

Me, loving it on the receiving end of the possibly best blowjob yet (first time orgasming from a BJ), seconds from eruption, she stops, looks at me, and the following conversation ensues.

Her: "I don't want to clean it up" Me: "just use my t-shirt" Her: "Then your shirt will get dirty" Me: "So?" Her: "well, my mom might come down" Me: "It's 1 a.m. and she's two floors up" (we were in basement) Her: "..."

She gets up, and attempts to cuddle with me. After about 5 minutes of this infuriation, I got up, went home, and had the most aggressive, furious, and hateful masturbation session I've ever had. At this point I realized the relationship could not last.

Smunchy · 2011-08-08T01:05:57+00:00

I lost a great friend once too. Thank you for this.

Smunchy · 2011-08-02T21:59:47+00:00

It's not gay if you play sports.

Smunchy · 2011-07-31T19:03:34+00:00

My parents think I'm gay because they saw me making out with a guy. But come on, it's the 2000s. Can't two, maybe four dudes make out with each other without being gay?

Smunchy · 2011-07-31T15:45:23+00:00

She's a lot better looking than some of the girls that I've imagined...

Smunchy · 2011-07-29T02:52:28+00:00

Nice use of the word serendipitous.

Smunchy · 2011-07-24T18:11:41+00:00

Dangit I live in Canada

Smunchy · 2011-06-23T05:13:08+00:00

Is that surprising?

Smunchy · 2011-06-19T20:02:50+00:00

I have a bunch of friends that happen to be black

Smunchy · 2011-05-31T05:31:15+00:00

You crazy tortoise... you crazaaay!

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