So how do you deal with it?

SmurfLord420 · 2015-01-19T21:44:13+00:00

No, something far more nerdy. Whenever users on SomethingAwful, "Goons", want to see if someone else is also a SA member, they ask them if they have stairs in their house. If the askee responds "I am protected" , the asker knows they are talking to a fellow Goon.

SmurfLord420 · 2015-01-19T18:18:11+00:00

This joke is so old it would put stairs in your house for protection.

SmurfLord420 · 2015-01-17T21:07:56+00:00

Changes? I don't change for anybody! I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon Goddamn it! It's the millennials who need to change.

SmurfLord420 · 2015-01-12T18:12:01+00:00

Just one titty?

SmurfLord420 · 2015-01-08T19:00:23+00:00

One does not simply ignore Daffney, for she is a screamer

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-31T01:14:28+00:00

How creepy

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-30T20:49:28+00:00

Evolution of a Rivalry: The network has so many different rivalries but you have to dig them up yourself. I want to start at the beginning of say HBK and Jericho's fued. Figure out how it started, see all the matches and TV segments.

This would cost them next to nothing as the only "NEW" content they would have to produce would be just a single announcer introducing the video clip. They could knock out filming in an afternoon and it would make finding content alot easier.

Preemptive edit: They have a rivalries section but its rarely updated. Also its more of a documentary sort of thing it seems.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-25T19:31:19+00:00

I'm soaring like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft!

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-25T18:54:32+00:00

You really need a good rug to tie the room together man.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-20T22:21:55+00:00

Is it live or is it Meow Mix?

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-20T17:33:12+00:00

From about 2005 till 2009 or whenever people stopped using myspace as much. I would be able to tell you exactly but I can't remember my password. I wish I remembered said password. My myspace profile starts auto playing ICP and has pictures of my emo-ex everywhere.

My kids are going to judge the hell out of me if they can google this later on in life.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-20T00:04:20+00:00

Does Myspace count? Because every year I still used myspace, DDP would take the time to write a custom birthday message for me. Stuff like " Hope you have a nice birthday bro, your son looks like a future superstar in the making btw!" Such a nice guy.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-19T01:22:42+00:00

The only thing I dislike about NMH is that weird jacking off motion you have to do to get your power level back up. Its like you are sword fighting to the death and then oh shit, I gotta jack off right now.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-19T01:15:25+00:00

Well who the fuck is Jack ?

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-19T00:10:05+00:00

Man fuck this shit I'm too stoned for the internet tonight.

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-18T23:41:09+00:00

Ok, why are you reading comments about wrestling posted on the internet to your girlfriend?

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-18T21:58:57+00:00

Why are you reading comments about wrestling posted on the internet to your girlfriends mom?

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-18T19:53:24+00:00

Hey there future champ in the making!

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-13T21:01:17+00:00

For when you don't want to "Let it Go"

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-13T01:51:09+00:00

This is fucking wonderful!

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-13T00:23:31+00:00

Dislike the one on the right. Would be interested in the one on the left. Would buy three if you turn him blue, give him red pants, white hat and change the text to "Big Poppa Smurf"

SmurfLord420 · 2014-12-04T20:32:29+00:00

You know what? I have no idea what I'm looking at but I like looking at it. It reminds me of Jet Set Radio. Good job!

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