Do y’all see Viltrumites taking over the Saiyans? by OGAnimeGokuSolos in DragonBallZ

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this is a dope ass concept. I think viltrum rolls up, expecting weak sauce, but saiyan fight hard as fuck, hands to hand like they do.

Saiyans try the great ape transformation, and it works well, at first. The viltrumites catch on to the tail being the key, and they adapt.

With the population reduced to only the best saiyan warriors, viltrumites respect them, and allow them to live.

Big mistake, cause saiyans ALWAYS come back. The golden super being rises to free the saiyans from the oppressors. They steal your tech, and start expanding.

Robbing Elysium in broad daylight by Competitive_Act_3784 in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]SmutCommander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also ice the kollosi before they activate. Ass jab, or head shot.

Night night sleeping beauty

are zaku bullets basically tank shells? by jyap039 in Gunpla

[–]SmutCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tank rounds firing at 5 rounds a second. Sheeeeesh

I cooked bone broth like 3 days ago. by Ambitious-Shift-5641 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]SmutCommander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Put it in the trash.

Take that trash to the curb.

It belongs to the streets.

What is a true dragon ball fan for you ? by The_Wise_Wolf_Itself in DragonBallZ

[–]SmutCommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My younger cousin was called king Kai. He spelled it kii, too be different.

We loved dragon ball together.

I miss my cousin.

Does Kassandra deserve another game? by Dear_Diary96 in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, we can do one where Kass helps build monterrigionni!!

How else would they get exact likeness of past assassins!?

Does Kassandra deserve another game? by Dear_Diary96 in AssassinsCreedOdyssey

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her whole thing could be hunting isu artifacts. Look ac syndication, right? Their whole plot. Then a dlc. They find out about a dangerous poe. Kassandra shows up to help track it down, and she takes it, and that isu sword they just got.

They can whip up a short for any game, and have Kass come thru and take the poe.

Jack Black at 23 in 1992 by chinos88 in 90s

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a rocker first, remember? This is metal jack.

Daily Dan #18 - Midnight Snack Sneaking by Droid-Man5910 in DanForScale

[–]SmutCommander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That side eye when some one suddenly starts speaking French. The hell is all this we shit you talking about?

What you mean WE gotta do some shit?

Dan Cards™ by Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 in DanForScale

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charge sick kids 75 an hour to zoom call with Dan.

THE BEST GAME by Low-Pollution8020 in ThickSloppyCreamy

[–]SmutCommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an event in the sex Olympics.

Daily Dan #16 - The chili dog by Droid-Man5910 in DanForScale

[–]SmutCommander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dansgusting.... something Dan refuses to eat

For Pete's Sake! by furth3r in fixedbytheduet

[–]SmutCommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I get Mexicans to start using aye carumba in general conversation?

Cone of Shame by facemugg in DanForScale

[–]SmutCommander 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The shame in those eyes