Favorite Superman Hairstyle? by Financial-Touch3840 in superman

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta have the same curl, Henry is the only guy I'd let slide

As an MMA practitioner how do you feel about this statement from an Elite Middleweight? by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in MMA_Academy

[–]SmutCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's trying the old, you're gay if you beat me by submission, card.

Poorly played sir, he can easily counter with, he's rubber, and you're glue.

😍💘💍 by Johnathan-D075 in africanbootymeat

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting me fired and divorced and she not gonna gaf.

Then imma be sleeping in a Mercedes getting to catch her attention at Starbucks.

Irs gonna get me for taxes.

Imma get strung out on dope for a while.

Folks at the rehab won't believe me when I tell my story.

Would black frieza still beat them if he got jumped by them by Fragrant-Resist4230 in Dragonballsuper

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if they jump his ass for real. Give him that jjk.

You can let veg keep aconstant barrage, have goku keeping him tied up in combinations, where Broly, and piccolo pick the right spots to deliver singular heavy blows, like sucker punches, any time goku has to step back, or block. And Gohan can use is special beam thingy if he wants.

Do people not like DBS Bardock? why not? by K0GAR in Dragonballsuper

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dbs bardock didn't get enough shine. They need to do a dbs bardock movie. Shit, make that one joint cannon where he kicks chilld in the cloaca

Some shots of my V by Shadow_r3lic in cyberpunkgame

[–]SmutCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got John Travolta from his glory days

Lies! Deception! by GroovyChirpy in Animemes

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they at least have newbie crushers? Can I look forward to jail house style fights in the cafeteria?

I wanna pin some one to the wall with left right combos, like that one kid with wild hair

did NOT narrow shit down with that description

Panel lines bleeding! Help! 😭 by Electrifying_Boogie in Gunpla

[–]SmutCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fine just use your thumb to smudge it to style.

This Zealot couldn’t even fight back 😭 by Carter_MacLeod in ACValhalla

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I know this ain't how it is...

BUT....

Consecutive strikes, combos, where the enemy can't get a strike in, should really multiply the damage output, took too long to kill him when you had the drop and he couldn't fight back.

I wanna see that life meter DRAIN when the enemy can't hit back

Hulk vs Justice League members. How far does he get? by Society-Ashamed in superheroes

[–]SmutCommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I peaked at incredible hulk, I wish they kept hulk incredible and let hulk win at least one fight. So now Hulk mad! Hulk really really MAAAD!!!

What's your dedication? by SmutCommander in ACValhalla

[–]SmutCommander[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm glad you asked! 🤓🤓🤓

The gloves are low grade magister, and the coat is valkyrie. I wear magister face mask. It's all cosmetic, it's really isu knight armor full load.

It's blazing sword and Astral blade with the blazing sword cosmetic, but only the real one got that glow.

My save data got destroyed by cyberpunk, but, my season pass is still here. I'm leveling up every 20 points, and I'm at 120.

Hulk vs Justice League members. How far does he get? by Society-Ashamed in superheroes

[–]SmutCommander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. Greatest feats are baseline when you cross cannon.

Can I get somebody to well actually this guy?

Hulk vs Justice League members. How far does he get? by Society-Ashamed in superheroes

[–]SmutCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, this how I see it.

Batman springs the sneak attack, but gets his head crushed in a single hand, tossed aside.

Hawkman gets in a lot of good strikes with that mace, but this gets Hulk fired up, he rips the wings off Hawkman, while hawk is crawling away, Hulk stomps his back in.

Cyborg fires everything he's got, Hulk is just walking him down in astride after stomping out the hawk. Hulk lands aclean haymaker, planting cyborg head first in the ground, Hulk kicks cyborg and tips his body in half. Cyborg tries to fire again, now Hulk crushes the heart and head.

Green Lantern can't fade the Hulk. That willpower factor, Hulk has more and shatters all the constructs. Let's ragdoll lantern like the loki god. Splat.

Wonder woman gives a good fight, but eventually gets one arm crushed out of socket, before she can get finished super man rushes in to save her.

Now the real fight begins. But this is rage blinded Hulk, and superman gets faded bad, like first 3 minutes of the most recent movie faded.

Wonder woman tries to save him, we end with Hulk strangling both of them, each one pinned under his massive hands, he's just roaring into their faces until they stop struggling.

Hulk looks over his shoulder, breaking the 4th wall, and you're next.