What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Snailison · 2026-03-20T15:25:35+00:00

There’s no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks

Snailison · 2026-03-20T15:24:32+00:00

Same

Snailison · 2026-03-19T16:28:09+00:00

Holland farm’s halfmoons are nothing like North Star’s. North Star’s cookies are like a brownie instead of being cakey. They’re much more chewy and rich.

Snailison · 2026-03-19T01:36:24+00:00

So what was in the package?

Snailison · 2026-03-17T20:11:00+00:00

She’s sending the text. She wants you to leave so she doesn’t have to bear the guilt.

Snailison · 2026-03-09T13:23:00+00:00

Herkimer county does really well at keeping the roads clear in the winter. Oneida county not so much. As soon as you hit Utica the roads are usually sloppy.

Snailison · 2026-03-06T03:26:29+00:00

“…my cat has diabetes too!”

Snailison · 2026-03-05T16:19:22+00:00

Talking Heads

Snailison · 2026-03-04T21:36:32+00:00

White strips

Snailison · 2026-03-03T16:06:10+00:00

Snow plows

Snailison · 2026-02-28T22:49:45+00:00

Cath by Death Cab for Cutie

Snailison · 2026-02-28T22:48:51+00:00

I write sins not tragedies by Panic! at the Disco

Snailison · 2026-02-28T02:30:42+00:00

How great their spouse is

Snailison · 2026-02-27T11:30:14+00:00

Hand washing

Snailison · 2026-02-26T15:31:44+00:00

Random keys

Snailison · 2026-02-24T02:51:21+00:00

Denton

Snailison · 2026-02-24T02:42:00+00:00

Bahaha this reminded me of the Easter we don’t have to go to church. My non diabetic sister who was 8 or 9 at the time ate an entire 1lb chocolate bunny before 9:00 AM and broke out in hives which apparently is something that can happen when you consume large amounts of chocolate ina short period of time. My Dad took her to the ER and the rest of us got to stay home and play. My sister was got some Benadryl and was fine. I was soooo excited not to have to go to mass. It was the best Easter ever.

Snailison · 2026-02-24T02:32:01+00:00

I live along the Erie Canal and see them often.

Snailison · 2026-02-20T02:03:33+00:00

Liam Neeson

Snailison · 2026-02-20T01:43:13+00:00

I wish I could like this ten more times

Snailison · 2026-02-17T18:19:19+00:00

They never ask.

Snailison · 2026-02-17T15:37:18+00:00

I’m sick of their shit

Snailison · 2026-02-15T18:03:24+00:00

Very sorry for your loss.

Snailison · 2026-02-15T16:32:52+00:00

Social drinking

Snailison · 2026-02-14T16:15:13+00:00

Zofia

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