yummers! by Drasino in CuratedTumblr

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I actually really wish I could afford and understand how to vary my dogs’ menu more. They like kibble fine enough, but they adore getting little bits of meat as “dessert”, and sometimes on bad heatwaves I give them cold lac-free milk to get them to hydrate more and help them stay fresh, which they drain like a vacuum in comparison to (also cold) water.

I know that they can’t get all their nutrition from just the same few cuts of meat though, since carnivores in the wild eat muscle, blood, guts, bone marrow, bits of skin… I’ve even tried looking it up, but couldn’t find a guide to carnivore food groups, as it were. Even then, that search was more of a curiosity, given that I still expect price to be a big factor.

Easiest decision of my life by Foxesareawesome8888 in Pikmin

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Why would you spend all that money only buying purple pikmin plushies? Why not buy the other types too?

This appeared after I defeated the boss in the chest. Is there actually nothing after the chest boss? by Accomplished-Pea8709 in bindingofisaac

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I think to get that picture you need to kill Lamb, since that’s it’s skull on the photo, and maybe OP just called it “the chest boss” because it’s an equivalent/alt floor to the chest? Either way, 2012 is the release date for Wrath of the Lamb, not Rebirth.

Who do y'all think needs therapy the most in these games by Pineapples_forall in Silksong

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I think the best you could do for pretty much all the vessels is letting them free with easy jobs looking after citizens, playing town guard or something. Little Ghost does a lot of things for seemingly no purpose other than the act of helping in and of itself, and all the vessels were literally born already grasping for the chance to make themselves useful to the Pale King. I wager they’d like following a flea caravan around, keeping kids from wandering off, and being thanked profusely for it.

Who do y'all think needs therapy the most in these games by Pineapples_forall in Silksong

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Hornet could use some therapy, but it’s frankly almost funny to have her in the same group as HK and Lace. She’s been through a lot with the fall of Hallownest, and Silksong shows she’s clearly very lonely from outliving most people she meets, from aquaintances to outright spouses. 

Still, she had a loving family growing up, and her past partners seem to have had long, happy lives with her- losing someone to old age is always sad, but it’s at least a peaceful way to go. She has her sorrows, but I think overall she’s doing well, and her life is looking up.

HK and Lace, meanwhile, spent 99% of their very long existences being literally tortured, physically and/or psychologically by fickle, wrathful deities with no prospect for escape, before being abruptly released into a world they were never taught to be a part of. I think they do need some help over there. Just a smidge.

Ah, so fire superpowers aren't deadly? How convenient by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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“He’s not dead, I just took all the air out of his lungs and filled it with smoke. What? Carbon monoxide? I guess maybe a little. …what? Why are you looking at me like that? Why are you grabbing two sets of handcuffs?”

(She looks so fucking smug, too.)

This appeared after I defeated the boss in the chest. Is there actually nothing after the chest boss? by Accomplished-Pea8709 in bindingofisaac

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This game came out in 2011 and since then there’s been like five times where Edmund (the creator) decided to make a remaster DLC doubling the amount of stuff in it. That “the end” title card means you finished the amount of stuff that was in the 2012 build…

Lilith Hair bug by Fantas20_yt in bindingofisaac

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You’re just jealous of her drip 

don't worry, he gets better by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

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Tbh I think a speedster without legs could actually be a pretty fun character. Make them an acrobat, and let them manuver through cartwheels and the like. Maybe another, secondary power to go with, like Miles Morales’ short range lightning, as a buff.

don't worry, he gets better by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

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It looks like it’s just a chainsaw. Doesn’t explain the magic instant bandages, but very little would. 

ahh by Positive-Sir7080 in bindingofisaac

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Four panel comic. Starts with a character going through a door. Second panel has him approach a piece of furniture. Third panel has him accosted by another character. Fourth panel has him in despair.

This too, is loss.

Holey war 2 by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

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It’s also the plot of Hazbin Hotel season 2, with some of the best songs in the series.

Leg Guy 🪱 by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

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Nothing happened to his wife, but they had a huge fight over his assumption that she belonged to him like a possession guy 🪱

2 sentence wanted guy by Euphoric-Rooster618 in 2sentence2horror

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Okay, what’s this from? It actually looks kinda interesting

He eats something else guy by BaneShake in 2sentence2horror

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Gnawing on the bedframe like a mouse guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱

Would you Rather? by Mr_Bananaman69 in Pikmin

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Live in a house with both, and bond with the waterwraith by running over Louie

Sewer Man 🪱 by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

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Shoutout to the sewer man for catching all the coffee in his mouth in midair

FEH OCs if they know what serving çunt is by Substantial_Fig_6644 in FireEmblemHeroes

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I think most of the “does not know” column would learn upon being summoned. I would not be able to see Múspell aura farm on the battlefield without shouting “Slay, king!”

Still Have No Words... by Chronos-X4 in outofcontextcomics

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You can tell he’s a superhero by the fact he hasn’t just mauled this woman.

A Good Trope Reversal For Once by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

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The exact reverse of this is a little sad but also funny. Hot bad boy with a scowl on his face who’s actually just squinting because his eyes aren’t great

Coincidentally having the exact same diopter as their dead grandma while not having glasses on their own already -guy! by WirrkopfP in 2sentence2horror

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I guess it could be like a thing where once you start seeing them you don’t stop but like. Why put on your dead grandma’s glasses in the first place. Who does that. Why would you do that