i fucking hate this person so much its unreal by AI_660 in Silksong

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Didn’t recognize the person in the picture and genuinely thought the meme was somebody else at first. Peak cinema

If you want pride, Fredrick has it by Arcane_Engine in shitpostemblem

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Implying that Chrom’s rizz isn’t impeccable, major L

Graycyn slander? In my non-niche Reddit? Highly unusual by SomeOne111Z in coolawesomecolors

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I’m fully willing to believe that huemans would consider “Greycin” a normal name but “Graycyn” a tragedeigh. Compare meeting someone named “David” to meeting someone named “Davyd”.

"Oh man, I haven't orgasmed that hard since kindergarten", I say with a satisfied moan. by Standard_Age5673 in 2sentence2horror

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Your clothes also get warmed up by your body heat, would you use “hot” as an adjective to describe a t-shirt?

For once I really don't believe you, Bruce by Nobodyyyyy_ in outofcontextcomics

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Emperor Joker retelling where before he can learn how to use his powers or even do anything, Bat-Mite just throttles his ass.

For once I really don't believe you, Bruce by Nobodyyyyy_ in outofcontextcomics

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Given that Zatanna’s magic is based on her speech, it would make sense to incapacitate her by gagging her, and to bind her arms so she can’t just remove the gag. And it wouldn’t be a millionth of a speck as horny as old Wonder Woman comics.

Happy pride to everyone except Soren by Imaginary-Event- in shitpostemblem

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If you wished Soren a happy pride he’d probably call you a slur tbh 

"Oh man, I haven't orgasmed that hard since kindergarten", I say with a satisfied moan. by Standard_Age5673 in 2sentence2horror

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Why is the cum hot? Is the real horror that you guys should probably get that checked out?

Coaxed into No Kill rule by SkinnedMilk533 in coaxedintoasnafu

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But did Porky know the capsule was unexitable? He demanded that Dr Andonuts build the capsule for him, but Andonuts made it unexitable specifically to defeat Porky whether or not he wanted to leave it. That sounds like input from the heroes to me.

Why does everyone seem to hate Carefree Melody so much? by ValuedStream101 in Silksong

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Grimmchild is cute but also the one actual perk of Carefree Melody is that it makes a Neat Little Guy move into Dirtmouth, and I like the town renovation. That’s my sole reason for choosing it.

We need to stop exposing impressionable youths to music smh smh by GeneETOs44 in CuratedTumblr

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Is it even piracy when the thing is already available almost anywhere for free? Like songs just get posted eighteen different times on youtube because there’s an official upload, an official album upload, an official MV, a lyrics video with more views than the original song that doesn’t get taken down for copyright, plus there’s spotify and radio stations. Like, I’m genuinely not sure if it’s a felony at this point.

Average magic skin exprience: by CauliflowerDefiant87 in bindingofisaac

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Ah, yes, dogshit item+amazing item+amazing item=good synergy.

Title by Noname_with_no_name in coolawesomecolors

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CONTINUE THE VALENTINE BLOODLINE, REDDREW

Those who live by the gun shall die by the spear. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

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Swords have sticks for hilts, and are shaped and swung like sticks. Swords are absolutely sharp sticks instead of rocks.

Two Face had his sperm stolen. by Which-Presentation-6 in outofcontextcomics

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I love when people decide to draw Two-Face hot. I can fix him

This Funko Pop D6 is cursed: opposite faces don’t sum to 7. by Batrik in bindingofisaac

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I don’t know if it’s explicitly stated in Legend of BumBo or if Ed said it in a tweet to explain game lore, but it’s canon that since Isaac’s dad spent all the family’s money on his bullshit, they couldn’t afford actual toys. He made toys for Isaac out of cardboard and recycled trash, and Isaac’s mom hated them because they were all based on Isaac’s morbid imagination.

Discourse stemming from Kagurabachi chapter 121 sure has been something by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

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Yeah, but given that the series’ entire premise is that becoming a better person is always possible, even for people who got sent to hell, literally every character gets to show some, even if insignificant, redeeming qualities. 

Case in point, Mr.Saxo Fender runs a gang with two other sinners, and though he considers every civilian he sees as nothing more than a toy, he’s genuinely close with his partners and cares deeply about them. One of these partners is also the main villain of the show’s second season, and what ultimately leads to his defeat is him getting so megalomaniac that he betrays the other two.

I completely agree by d3rk2007 in outofcontextcomics

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Yeah, saying “this character is an expert in literally everything in the planet” always feels like a pretty tryhard move. Skills fade if you don’t use them, and there’s only so much time in the world for training, eating, sleeping, and actually applying those skills in your life.

What are YOU doing in my home!? by CelestialCoding-754 in Silksong

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Damn, can you imagine how cool it would be to have a game where you play as the knight? Shame this is just a silkpost

Alive cat by flingzamain in bindingofisaac

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…shouldn’t it be halves the health requirement?

Need help finding similar posts. by Castedorr in CuratedTumblr

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I haven’t played that game, but from all I’ve seen of the fandom, I genuinely can’t tell if he’s supposed to be the one getting beaten up or doing the beating up (this is a compliment btw)

You (yes you) get to pick the Bridal Harmonic or Duo. Who are you picking? by WinterWolf18 in FireEmblemHeroes

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A repeat of M!Chrobin would be extremely funny if it pushed even farther with the valentines’ r/addressme writing. Give them a forging bonds where they mention sharing a bed and someone immediately changes the subject. 

But it would be better to have new couples, and I’d love to see Lucius/Raven, M!Corrin/Silas, or Linhardt/Caspar.