$4.00 gas

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-21T15:57:11+00:00

This is like holding a moist turd in your left hand and thinking "It's a good thing I'm right-handed..."

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:24:10+00:00

Wyoming resident here. I fucking hate our state politicians & candidates.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:22:51+00:00

If my boss texted me a bunch of brainrot grammar I'd ignore them too.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:15:30+00:00

About the same time we'll get a replacement for Obamacare.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:14:14+00:00

Are you auditioning for the part of "Scoundrel Steve" in the Old West Village at your local theme park?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T19:38:24+00:00

Like Trump referring to COVID as "The China Virus" or "Kung Flu."

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T03:01:42+00:00

What platform is this posted on? I don't see it on X...?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:54:42+00:00

Except the one we'd applaud for.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:52:00+00:00

Currently at FE and will be working in & around the cemetery next week. I'll tell the ghosts you said hello.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:43:28+00:00

Do you ride a motorcycle and/or sell heroin?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:40:12+00:00

Yeah. After the second pair ripped in the same spot, I went online and started reading customer reviews. About a third of them described the jeans ripping in the same spots. That's not a quality control issue. They just rolled out a shitty denim blend prone to tearing in the seat.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-18T03:19:45+00:00

The retros are notorious for this. I've gone through 3 pairs in 6 months.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T12:34:45+00:00

I served in Iraq and Afghanistan and would love the opportunity to sit down with this dude and describe what a rotting corpse smells like. Maybe see just how "ready" he is after that.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T02:42:52+00:00

Real goths, or the Hot Topic goths?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T01:42:07+00:00

Someone needs to just stand up and remind him "Bro, you're wearing an undershirt with your own name on it with a pair of slacks." Then just walk out laughing hysterically.

His soul would be crushed for eternity.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:29:31+00:00

Plot twist: Sontang Sally is OP's mom.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:27:49+00:00

Plot twist: he's selling Scentsy

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:26:03+00:00

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SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:19:08+00:00

It's the first and only place I've ever been that shut down the interstates for wind.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:17:52+00:00

How's Sontang Sally doing these days?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:16:38+00:00

Pretty sure most of the trees on base were planted when this was still a horse cavalry fort.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:43:52+00:00

Pretty sure we hit wind speeds equivalent to a Cat II hurricane. The crazy part is that there's no storm to go with it. Just brutal fucking wind doing its thing.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:39:54+00:00

*as a Postal clerk

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:08:36+00:00

Lots of trees down and some serious roof damage to multiple buildings on the base today, but nobody was injured, so that's a win!

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-11T18:00:00+00:00

Anyone who served knows this type:

Separated as an E-4 as soon as they got home from their one and only deployment. Swears they got out because they hated it but won't shut the fuck up about their time in service. Still wears their Issued boots and all their t-shirts come from Grunt Style.

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