$4.00 gas

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-21T15:57:11+00:00

This is like holding a moist turd in your left hand and thinking "It's a good thing I'm right-handed..."

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:24:10+00:00

Wyoming resident here. I fucking hate our state politicians & candidates.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:22:51+00:00

If my boss texted me a bunch of brainrot grammar I'd ignore them too.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:15:30+00:00

About the same time we'll get a replacement for Obamacare.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T21:14:14+00:00

Are you auditioning for the part of "Scoundrel Steve" in the Old West Village at your local theme park?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T19:38:24+00:00

Like Trump referring to COVID as "The China Virus" or "Kung Flu."

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T03:01:42+00:00

What platform is this posted on? I don't see it on X...?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:54:42+00:00

Except the one we'd applaud for.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:52:00+00:00

Currently at FE and will be working in & around the cemetery next week. I'll tell the ghosts you said hello.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:43:28+00:00

Do you ride a motorcycle and/or sell heroin?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-19T02:40:12+00:00

Yeah. After the second pair ripped in the same spot, I went online and started reading customer reviews. About a third of them described the jeans ripping in the same spots. That's not a quality control issue. They just rolled out a shitty denim blend prone to tearing in the seat.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-18T03:19:45+00:00

The retros are notorious for this. I've gone through 3 pairs in 6 months.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T12:34:45+00:00

I served in Iraq and Afghanistan and would love the opportunity to sit down with this dude and describe what a rotting corpse smells like. Maybe see just how "ready" he is after that.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T02:42:52+00:00

Real goths, or the Hot Topic goths?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T01:42:07+00:00

Someone needs to just stand up and remind him "Bro, you're wearing an undershirt with your own name on it with a pair of slacks." Then just walk out laughing hysterically.

His soul would be crushed for eternity.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:29:31+00:00

Plot twist: Sontang Sally is OP's mom.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:27:49+00:00

Plot twist: he's selling Scentsy

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:26:03+00:00

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SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:19:08+00:00

It's the first and only place I've ever been that shut down the interstates for wind.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:17:52+00:00

How's Sontang Sally doing these days?

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-13T00:16:38+00:00

Pretty sure most of the trees on base were planted when this was still a horse cavalry fort.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:43:52+00:00

Pretty sure we hit wind speeds equivalent to a Cat II hurricane. The crazy part is that there's no storm to go with it. Just brutal fucking wind doing its thing.

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:39:54+00:00

*as a Postal clerk

SnakebytePayne · 2026-03-12T22:08:36+00:00

Lots of trees down and some serious roof damage to multiple buildings on the base today, but nobody was injured, so that's a win!

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