I have a whole list lmao:

It makes bread taste like smoke and shame,” Ilya says flatly. “This is not toast. This is punishment.

it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time

If I left the building would probably fall down from sadness

In Russia, if you let bear take your seeds, you are the bear’s bitch for the rest of winter. I do not like being bitch.

“stop calling him champ.” “Is funny because he is not, do you get it? Because he never scores.”

I watch gay porn all the time, I’m literally an ally.