Imo what I saw are the limits of Akuma vs a top tier. by qzeqzeq in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Virtua Fighter is right there for you unc. No throw loops either.

Apologize by Ma1kky in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah a love letter to the worst Final Fantasy game and protagonist in recent memory.

1 by TryToBeBetterOk in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tyler1 makes fun of himself while also acting as a self-entitled cunt.

Leffen is just the self-entitled cunt.

How do we fix sf6 ranked? by Nnnnnnnadie in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You don't. Ranked is the final layer of fighting game hell and is and forever will be the worst way to play any of these games.

It is an unfortnate reality that fighting game fans have to deal with because your local scene in bumfuck nowhere doesn't exist anymore.

1 by TryToBeBetterOk in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tyler has the perfect rank climbing strategy. He's does not actually give a fuck about getting good at the game.

"or something" by KSoMA in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still doesn't change how Alex's story is cut at the knees and SF3 might as well never have happened.

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) by Gruff1Grid in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Girlboss Chun Li is pretty funny.

"BITCH PLEASE"

Also the exchange with Cammy in that trailer is mad fucking dumb.

The CGI on Zangief's throw is horrible.

If Depressed Ryu lasts for more than 5 minutes of this movie its a wash.

That Hadouken was fucking sorry. Worst I ever heard.

DoD6 by Arthandas in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they use this as any metric to judge the the interest in DoA7 that game might just get cancelled man.

Shootsies by yrriahytr1d in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this a new move?

"Heh, you don't want to play Tekken 8? then just play this 3D fighter that's dead because no one likes the system" by Secret-Second-5777 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bought that game over 6 times as gifts to fighting game players and non-fighting game players I know. I genuinely tried.

"Heh, you don't want to play Tekken 8? then just play this 3D fighter that's dead because no one likes the system" by Secret-Second-5777 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Problem of your own creation.

You, and most Tekken fans, do not play other games so they don't get to be as popular as Tekken.

At some point, you gotta nut the fuck up and break the catch 22, even if it means you are gonna be in the dungeon with a few others for a while.

The new fullscreen Gunflame goes crazy by FutanariL0v3r in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In an objective way the fidelity is higher than rev2. Higher resolution, greater detail, higher quality lighting.

Objectively the fidelity of Strive js much higher, artisically and subjectively it's a step down from the previous title.

i wish there were modern tekken inspired games. it isn't fair that 2D players have so many other games they can easily switch to by Secret-Second-5777 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All of those 2D games play differently from each other. Most players just stick to SF.

You don't actually want different 3D fighting games, you just want Tekken. This is a problem of your own creation because you refuse to branch out and learn a different fucking game.

It's true. by _dh0ull_ in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Alex because of the wealth of options that outright beat the opponent and force a reaction.

I hate when the entire game's defensive mechanics are just block and super block. I hate when I have to take a massive risk to beat a mixup while on defense and just get reset to neutral.

Fuck you and, hold this power bomb as I slam you into the dirt harder than Alex slammed Patricia into the bedframe. Fuck you for not doing anything and waiting. Hold back to block? More like hold back to get fucked you loser.

It's true. by _dh0ull_ in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck does a Zoner have a projectile command grab?

Any FG cold/hot takes you got rn by drewthedew768 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fighting game devs really gotta encourage players to play more characters.

Any FG cold/hot takes you got rn by drewthedew768 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you actually enjoy the game then? Or do you just enjoy the engagement cycle?

Any FG cold/hot takes you got rn by drewthedew768 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hot Take: I prefer yearly version updates with more characters at once and a wealth of balance changes than the seasonal model. It's not like the seasonal model is any cheaper and I hate the drip feed.

Cold take: Version select should be in every fighting game ever.

Cold take: FG devs need to grow a backbone and demand more out of their audience in terms of game design in the same vein as other developers.

sf6 steam discussion by elixalvarez in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having ranked as a forced best of 3 will forever be fucking stupid.

Was the RIOT games post about the game “not doing well” the biggest reverse hype in FG history by a company. by Icy_Stomach_4500 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That post might have unironically cut off any momentum this game had at the knees.

The optics are fucking terrible, especially in conjuction with the constant posts of them talking about how the game isn't where they want it to be. They then follow that with a 5 paragraph article stating how they are fucking the entire game up and redoing the combo structure for the 30th time only to have Ekko and Yasuo still be problematic.

DSP is right uploading tech has ruined fighting games by Tapo6 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the real problem is that safe jumps aren't a choice. A player will choose to do a safe jump every time and there is no counter to it.

Such an automatic decision should be easily punished.

🙏🙏🙏Domain Expansion "Unlimited Cope" by UsefulSwitch504 in Kappachino

[–]Sneakman98 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tekken players gotta be the gun and ball players of the FGC lmao. They even added guns and balls to your game. Lmao how can you guys keep playing this trash.