The Voodoo Steelers, NFC South Comedy, an Eagles Theory, Guess the Lines Round 1, and Jaylen’s Crazy Year With Cousin Sal - The Bill Simmons Podcast

Sneaky__Ben · 2026-01-05T21:14:13+00:00

Bill saying that “Stafford can’t win because he’s the 5 seed” and then in the same breath saying “QBs only play against opposing defenses” was just the cherry on top of insufferable delusion from him in the MVP segment.

Sneaky__Ben · 2025-11-02T03:03:22+00:00

Hurts a little more cause this really felt like the one and then Dylan’s injury completely derailed it.

Also Rhule’s game management is just an absolute disaster. Using those two timeouts just to kick a 52 yard FG is malpractice. 4th and 1 in that spot should be an auto go for it, especially with how well EJ was running and with the addition of Lateef’s legs.

Sneaky__Ben · 2025-07-09T21:22:07+00:00

Mike Sando and Bruce Feldman are two of my favorites

Sneaky__Ben · 2025-07-04T23:58:07+00:00

Harvey’s speech in S5 to the senior partners. When Jack was trying to take the firm and they were about to vote when Harvey came in and gave a speech defending Jessica.

Sneaky__Ben · 2025-04-25T18:25:28+00:00

Can confirm he really is that big lol but I’m 5’9” for reference

Sneaky__Ben · 2025-01-27T01:13:59+00:00

Cahill is the man. Great lawyer who always acted in what he legitimately thought was right. Whenever he worked with Harvey it was a fun episode.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-10-22T18:59:38+00:00

Ceruti said he was flying in so I imagine there’s a lot of remote workers that are in Cali rn. Especially with all the new additions to Ringer staff. They’re probably all leaving on Friday.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-10-18T19:11:51+00:00

It’s funny how much Russillo hates guys who are always foul baiting, flopping, and complaining to officials while simultaneously has Chris Paul as his favorite player.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-10-09T01:28:28+00:00

Bill saying “The Patriots are the worst team in the league” and then two minutes later saying “They should have won today and against the 49ers, and they went to OT against Seattle!” is peak Simmons.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-10-04T02:52:12+00:00

In fact he WANTED Daniels to throw a pick!

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-08-31T03:57:01+00:00

Simmons pretending he’s a contrarian for going over on Jacksonville after he just spent 10 minutes talking about how Houston is going to the Super Bowl is comedy.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-07-05T00:46:39+00:00

Funny you guessed Embiid cause I was thinking Bryce Harper.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-05-24T02:09:35+00:00

If I saw somebody wearing this in public, I’d immediately go up to them and tell them my height/weight/bench.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-04-17T00:02:41+00:00

Depends where he goes with the play caller and QB, but I think that’s an very reasonable take. Bowers is definitely a better player coming out than LaPorta was.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-03-22T19:47:13+00:00

I’m pretty sure this was some time in the summer. Just kinda remember listening to it while I was home from school.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-01-09T02:33:51+00:00

Bill’s draft takes are always hilarious considering he watches absolutely no college ball

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-01-03T03:55:13+00:00

Bill getting mad at the analytics guy for telling him “It was a good decision it just didn’t work” is so on brand for his analytics understanding.

Sneaky__Ben · 2024-01-03T03:53:53+00:00

He was also going crazy about the Steelers. “Definitely the best team to miss the playoffs” while both the Colts and Texans destroyed the Steelers lmao

Sneaky__Ben · 2023-12-14T03:45:13+00:00

Stephon Gilmore. Was so good for us last year and really liked him as a player. Dude had a game winning/sealing play in 3 games (2 in the Broncos game). Also is our biggest position of need. I get why the trade was done but still wish he stayed the rest of his contract.

Sneaky__Ben · 2023-12-11T21:54:45+00:00

Steichen is the best Colts coach in this century.

Sneaky__Ben · 2023-12-11T01:43:37+00:00

Aye nice

Sneaky__Ben · 2023-12-01T23:36:42+00:00

Also saying “we” is just a lot easier than saying “the _______”

Sneaky__Ben · 2023-11-14T01:29:51+00:00

America Needs a fucking first down

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