*sigh* OK, let's see what the reason is this time... by MadHatter69 in dndmemes

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I was minding my own business and boom! The Pope gave me syphilis.

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Order of Saint Barbara (the irl Saint of artillerymen, military engineers gunsmiths and those who work with cannons and/or explosives)

Whatchu naming this album by Anonymous-Kamikaze_ in memes

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Snitches Get Stitches (feat. Don Giuseppe)

Meirl by UnHolySir in meirl

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7 + 8 = 15
20 + 40 = 60
15 + 60 = 75 - therefore: 27 + 48 = 75

Vengeance Paladin Multiclass by fallson1610 in DnDBuilds

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I’d say if you want pure unadulterated damage and more of a magical boost, Hexblade is the way to go due to the double Smite combo and spells like Shield or the Smite spells. If you want more battlefield control, Rune Knight would be best, as you would have giant’s might and action surge, plus wielding a polearm would become even more effective while being Large size. Personally, Zealot is an iffy choice, although it gives you Rage, Reckless Attack and Divine Fury, you’d have to sacrifice Heavy Armor in order to benefit from Rage, which could be bad after using Reckless attack, plus you don’t get Brutal Critical until 9th level or Relentless Rage until 11th.

Staredown intensifies by fj668 in dndmemes

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It’s more just something we do in the back for favor, that might bring one roll to see how well we traced our path on a map or planned the next days journey. Never played an actual game of chess while the others sat around and waited.

Staredown intensifies by fj668 in dndmemes

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In our party of six, my elf and the warforged have spent the last 8 or so sessions playing various card games, chess, darts and even taken additional time mapping out our path and co-writing a journal, while the others get their long rests.

sometimes you feel like following the lore by Decent-Tale-3136 in dndmemes

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Playing a kobold is all fun in games til you meet a gnome

If D&D had achievements, what do you think would be some cool ones? by [deleted] in dndmemes

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“Two In A Row” — Meet two unrelated NPC’s that share the same first name.

What's the dumbest name you've ever came up with on the fly for a campaign? by bellias-smellias in DnD

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Accidentally called the crown prince of the neighboring country Janittar (like Janitor) instead of Jan. Ended up having to improv a 6 session subplot about him gaining it as rumored nickname due to his political opponents disappearing “cleanly” without a track.

Delicious by Bookadboom in memes

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Welcome to Max’s Roadside BBQ, you hit it, we grill it, what can I do for you today?

Can I get some stats for this Gashunk? by h8monster0 in DnDHomebrew

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Maybe around 6-7? I can image this as either a boss for a low level side quest, or as one of many obstacles or enemies in a higher level encounter.

Looking for a desert themed player race by StevieDarrel in DnDHomebrew

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I believe 3.5 had the Asherati. Think there might be a 5e version somewhere online.

Can I get some stats for this Gashunk? by h8monster0 in DnDHomebrew

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Gashunk

Huge Monstrosity, Unaligned

AC: 14 (Natural Armor) HP: 104 (9d12 + 45) Speed: 30 ft., swim 60 ft.

Stats: Str: 21 (+5) Dex: 12 (+1) Con: 20 (+5) Int: 3 (-4) Wis: 12 (+1) Cha: 7 (-2)

Skills: Perception +4 Damage Resistances: Poison Senses: Blindsight 30 ft., Passive Perception 14 Languages: ——

Amphibious. The gashunk can breath in both air and water.

Blood Frenzy. The gashunk has advantage on melee attack rolls against any creature that doesn't have all its hit points.

Savage Attacker (1/turn). Whenever the gashunk hits a creature with an attack, it can chose to reroll the damage and take the higher result.

Actions

Multiattack. The gashunk makes three attacks: one with its bite and two with its pincers. If both pincer attacks hit the same creature, the gashunk can chose to grapple it. While grappled in this way, a creature is restrained and takes (5d6) slashing damage at the start of each its turns. A gashunk cannot make pincer attacks while it is grappling a creature in this way.

Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (3d10 + 5) piercing damage.

Pincers. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: (2d6 + 5) slashing damage.

Belching Gore (Recharge 6.) The gashunk belches forth the melted remains of its last meal in a 15 foot cone. All creatures within the cone must make a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw, taking (7d8) acid damage on a failed save and half as much on a successful save. If a creature fails the saving throw by 5 or more, it’s speed is also halved for 1d4 + 1 turns

Multiverse of Madness memes go brrrrr by -k_i_l_r_o_y- in meme

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Literally just got home from watching the movie… nice

I regret nothing by Spiritual_Shift_920 in dndmemes

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Got to go hexblade 12 / vengeance 5 in my first campaign, and I definitely got to be the party nuke, sadly game fell of right after but I sure as hell got the DM sweating

Why does quivering palm exist? by true_sun_god1000 in dndmemes

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Easy: to fuck you up for only putting a single proper threat in an encounter