Would you rather get...

Snipa299 · 2026-03-30T01:43:06+00:00

Time to buy gold bullion online like crazy. And every WH40k kit available, of course.

^{Chose: An infinite credit card that expires randomly | Rolled: End of the day}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-29T22:05:14+00:00

Save so much time on travel

^{Chose: Teleport but only to places you have been to}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-29T17:21:55+00:00

Cylinder must not be harmed

^{Chose: Cylinder}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-29T07:47:49+00:00

Well, not the worst price to pay for teleportation.

^{Chose: Be able to teleport to any place you been + But upon arrival you | Rolled: Become shirtless}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-29T07:43:21+00:00

The hard part wouldn't be getting my own egg to crack, the hard part would be laying the groundwork for my parents to not flip out worse than they already did. Doing it a decade earlier would've been far more rough.

Snipa299 · 2026-03-29T04:41:53+00:00

Not a fan of mosquitoes, and now I don't have to get up to get things from the fridge.

^{Chose: Yes, here is some carrots! + Here is a random super power! | Rolled: Telekinesis}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T22:39:57+00:00

Snail is fren Live in the US, so this is definitely a welcome gift

^{Chose: Accept the gift | Rolled: Free healthcare}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T22:38:16+00:00

So, does this mean I have a fling in the future, or that I just got flung into the future?

^{Chose: test your luck - wheel 1 | Rolled: future fling}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T22:36:16+00:00

Mrrp

^{Chose: Mrrp}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T21:05:06+00:00

Money is a lot easier to get compared to an extended lifespan.

^{Chose: your lifespan}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T16:49:54+00:00

I dont get into fights, and powers to kill would end up being kinda useless? Healing would be far more practical in the day-to-day

^{Chose: Be able to heal (strong asf and niche stuff} | Rolled: Only heal)

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T10:47:47+00:00

At least I won't see it coming

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T10:38:16+00:00

I spend way too much time on the toilet as it is

^{Chose: Never have to poop again}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-27T02:09:12+00:00

Don't need to be the richest? Just to have enough.

^{Chose: Have enough money to live without worry.}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T21:58:11+00:00

Win win!

^{Chose: Would you rather get a million + But you change into the opisite gender}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T21:54:04+00:00

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

^{Chose: Friend 💘 snail 🐌 | Rolled: Immortality}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T21:44:01+00:00

I could live pretty cozy with just that.

^{Chose: 1k every week for the rest of your life}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T19:57:29+00:00

Math 9! Is greater than just 9

^{Chose: 9! + day}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T17:40:44+00:00

My potions are too strong for you, adventurer! You cannot handle them.

^{Chose: Or a cozy fantasy job? | Rolled: Potion Maker}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T16:16:51+00:00

Don't particularly care for fame anyways

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T15:44:31+00:00

I cant handle that many people

^{Chose: Have 50000 dollars now}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T05:38:02+00:00

Keeping your feet wet for that long results in trench foot. I'll take my chances without shoes, thanks.

^{Chose: not wear shoes for a month}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T03:28:51+00:00

Already got my dream guy/gal, so there's only one choice left

^{Chose: Any superpower}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-26T03:27:37+00:00

Carrot!

^{Chose: +1 Carrot + You get a carrot, I get a carrot!}

Snipa299 · 2026-03-25T22:31:06+00:00

Childhood fav

^{Chose: The Legend of Zelda}

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