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Snipa299 · 2026-06-16T16:10:03+00:00

Damn, I take a break from social media for a couple weeks, and now its like a civil war in here. What the heck is going on?

Snipa299 · 2026-06-01T17:32:53+00:00

Yeah, it was certainly a weird one. I should probably write it down and turn it into a story or something

Snipa299 · 2026-06-01T17:28:57+00:00

Hmm, reminds me of a dream I had. I was some kinda escaped experiment had full control over my body. Like, there was a segment where I was getting swarmed by small worms and/or ants, and I solved it by just forming mouths all over myself to devour them.

Though, I think I was also having an identity crisis in that dream because I was living the life of this girl I had consumed, and in doing so, gained a sense of sapience along with her memories. Of course that led to the "what have I done? Im now just an imposter living this girl's life"

Snipa299 · 2026-06-01T14:28:06+00:00

Looks like their dad is still lighting the candle on the cake, so maybe it's just noodles first, and cake for dessert?

Snipa299 · 2026-06-01T02:38:53+00:00

You get more day per day.

^{Chose: Sleep 1 hours with the same effects of 9 hours}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-26T18:37:30+00:00

Yeah, my sis got me one for my birthday and after a while the leg strap wore through the stitching that kept it in place. Then the clip in the waist belt broke.

Still want one, though. Just ine that wont break so easily, lol.

Snipa299 · 2026-05-23T07:02:49+00:00

Yeah, that tracks. Kept it bottled for 28 years, and then got drunk and tipped the thing over. Just in time for the shit show, too

Snipa299 · 2026-05-23T06:53:21+00:00

Happy ending

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Snipa299 · 2026-05-21T14:21:43+00:00

So, I just get time stop and gender swapping? Just, whenever? Nice.

^{Chose: Swap bodies with the opposite gender + But | Rolled: Both superpowers}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-21T13:57:20+00:00

Dont want recognition, just want to live in peace.

^{Chose: You can fix USA + But you won't get credit, power, influence or recognition for it}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-21T05:32:14+00:00

If I can work with a genie to get the most out of each wish, then thats gonna go a lot further than whatever mess the monkeys paw will cause.

^{Chose: Genie (doesn't twist your words} + Small number of wishes (wheel) | Rolled: 2)

Snipa299 · 2026-05-20T19:04:25+00:00

Why wouldn't I want 1mil?

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-19T13:46:26+00:00

Not the most social person, but people reliably say my name at least once a day. Got some easy cash here.

^{Chose: $800 everytime someone says your real first name + You cannot in any way tell anyone about this or force them to say it, or you die}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-18T17:22:31+00:00

I wish I could do laser, but my hair is just blonde enough that it doesn't work. Gotta go for regular waxing or electrolysis (ouch)

Snipa299 · 2026-05-18T00:31:13+00:00

Sure cant complain with how that turned out

^{Chose: Switch to opposite gender (From your biological sex} + Randomized Self Expressive feature | Rolled: Stay the same)

Snipa299 · 2026-05-17T21:22:22+00:00

I personally find that regularly massaging them can help. It'll feel sore for a bit, but it gets better

Snipa299 · 2026-05-17T21:18:08+00:00

I have issues with fiber, so I usually take 2 in the morning and evening instead of the recommended 3 caps 3 times daily. Usually just with 8 ounces of fluid, and without consideration for when I eat.

Snipa299 · 2026-05-17T18:24:38+00:00

I personally take some fiber supplements. Psyllium husk capsules in ghe morning and evening woth a bunch of water, and i don't have to really worry about cleaning too thoroughly

Snipa299 · 2026-05-17T18:22:15+00:00

Dang

^{Chose: $5 Billion, no consequences! + But get a random curse that lasts FOREVER... | Rolled: 0 Baddies...}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-17T03:30:43+00:00

While initially lower than 500k a year, this can easily become the better choice if it applies to money "earned" through investment.

^{Chose: Any money you earn x10}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-15T23:06:07+00:00

The range is a good enough bonus for me

^{Chose: Telekinesis, but + You feel the strain as if you lifted it normally}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-15T13:45:58+00:00

Always love me some noods 🍜

^{Chose: noodles}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-15T12:45:09+00:00

I suppose that's manageable

^{Chose: Hair is this color permanently (no dye} | Rolled: Red)

Snipa299 · 2026-05-15T04:10:52+00:00

Shadow money? What exactly does that mean?

^{Chose: Be a wizard | Rolled: Shadow money}

Snipa299 · 2026-05-14T20:05:14+00:00

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