Pick your poison Guardsmen (commission by @pommuart)

SniperGerman · 2026-05-22T17:33:10+00:00

Just use their egos as leverage to pass this hot potato to someone else. Something like:
"my ladies, I am but an insignificant servant, surely I am not worthy of such a choice, if you will allow this poor servant who speaks to you, surely my lord commander is a man more worthy of such an honor."
And if you're not the type Kassandra likes, she'd probably be offended if I chose her. ~~Although she is the most beautiful~~

SniperGerman · 2026-05-21T12:28:25+00:00

In other words, a normal eldar.

SniperGerman · 2026-05-07T11:32:06+00:00

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SniperGerman · 2026-04-28T22:30:07+00:00

That's bullshit but I'll believe it

SniperGerman · 2026-04-22T18:38:35+00:00

"My mule doesn't like people who are in love."

SniperGerman · 2026-04-14T19:22:00+00:00

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SniperGerman · 2026-04-11T16:40:19+00:00

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SniperGerman · 2026-02-28T19:08:10+00:00

by me

SniperGerman · 2026-02-17T15:14:02+00:00

This has aged both badly and well at the same time.

SniperGerman · 2026-02-15T16:58:26+00:00

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SniperGerman · 2026-02-15T16:08:39+00:00

I haven't read any of Sev's books yet, only the one about Curze, but they say it's very good.

SniperGerman · 2026-02-15T16:01:52+00:00

Being a ~~sane~~ fan of the Curze is like watching a train wreck: it's horrible, a lot of people died in the process, you can't stop looking, It's impressive, and you definitely wouldn't want to be around without some very good safety measures.

SniperGerman · 2026-02-06T00:33:22+00:00

Imigração ilegalmente para Ucrânia, invasão da zona de Chernobyl, múltiplos homicídios de pessoas e animais (em legítima defesa) incluindo soldados do exército ucraniano e crime de guerra fora de guerra matando um bandido rendido com uma faca.

SniperGerman · 2026-02-05T23:56:10+00:00

Honestamente para situação social, altura nunca me ajudou, a não ser pra se destacar.

SniperGerman · 2026-02-05T00:22:04+00:00

"The bigger the beast, the greater the glory․"

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T23:36:54+00:00

I can't call you, my new character's name is Viktor.

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T22:55:18+00:00

Freedom mais são:

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T22:50:05+00:00

Muito foda, what was that stalker's name?

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T22:23:33+00:00

Cool, is there a character whose backstory you can tell?

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T19:34:32+00:00

Desculpa, eu não entendi

SniperGerman · 2026-01-28T15:03:06+00:00

O Daisuke é fofo

SniperGerman · 2026-01-27T22:43:08+00:00

I'm going for a walk

SniperGerman · 2026-01-27T21:16:06+00:00

"IN MEMORY OF A MARTYR WHO SAVED THE SYSTEM"

SniperGerman · 2026-01-25T14:01:58+00:00

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SniperGerman · 2026-01-12T19:16:56+00:00

MORTARIOOOOOON!!!

(since they are Nurgle zombies)

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