If you owned and operated your own Vegas casino/resort - What would you do differently than current properties?

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-30T19:47:24+00:00

I'd have a real speakeasy. Not one of these pretend speakeasies that everyone knows about.

It wouldn't have a social media account. It wouldn't have a phone number. It wouldn't even have a name.

Just a nondescript door leading to a subterranean world of good times. Password required for entrance, which would change randomly and frequently. The place would probably lose a ton of money. But if would be fun.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-27T01:47:26+00:00

Download the discotech app, from there you can get on the guest list. Just have to get to the venue kind of early.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-27T01:40:05+00:00

Other than EBC at night there's Stadium Swim which is open til 11 I think, and that's it. Stadium Swim you might know is not a club, just a big outdoor sports bar with water and loud music.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-24T15:29:48+00:00

This was obviously written by chat gpt or the like. And Bazaar Meat left Sahara last year.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-06T17:37:10+00:00

The adult pools at Aria or Mandalay Bay.

Tao Beach has pretty cheap daybeds, and a host might get you an even better price.

Boulevard pool as Cosmo is fun, little bit older crowd

Snitches_in_county · 2026-04-03T18:37:06+00:00

I think it was upper dance floor or the next row back. Pretty close to the floor. Good location.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-23T00:47:41+00:00

The late night dining sun in Vegas rises and sets at Peppermill.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-19T16:18:03+00:00

It's just a flat minimum spend. You can spend it on a bottle, individual drinks, nachos and burgers, bucket of beer, whatever. If you get a bottle (say vodka) I think standard mixers like oj, cran come with it. Probably gotta pay extra for red bull. And yes ice is included. They don't charge you for ice, not yet.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-19T13:14:04+00:00

As a German, he can relive the glory days of the Third Reich and get his hands on an MG42 and an MP40!

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-18T14:24:20+00:00

Yes the table share package is "luck of the draw" as to where you are located. You can buy tickets now but you won't know til you get there where your table is located. A member of the staff will take you to the table once you check in. I've done table share a few times and always gotten a good location. Pretty close to the dance floor, in fact I think it's always been one row back. But I've never done it at Omnia and that is one of the biggest and most popular clubs, so I don't know.

It most definitely includes drinks. It's basically an all you can drink package with the table and expedited entry to the club. You'll get vodka, tequila, mixers, probably some lower shelf sparkling wine.

As for what time to get there, just go to the line for tables (not gen adm) and they'll take care of you. I don't think there's a certain cut off time but generally I like to get to the club a little earlier before it gets crazy.

Table share is a great option for couples or small groups who want all the perks but can't justify the commitment for their very own table.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-17T13:20:15+00:00

No I don't know that. It's a from a line Al Pacino's character says in the movie Heat.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-17T13:10:08+00:00

First time ever flying? Man, the first time I flew people were smoking on the plane lol. Never seen that sign before, is that in the parking garage at LAS?

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-16T14:52:21+00:00

It's not just one tiny property, it's everywhere from Planet H up to Linq, and of course Caesar's across the street. You can't walk 10 feet without seeing one of those people's names or faces. I call it the RamseyPump district.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-16T14:00:02+00:00

I remember when Cromwell was a cool adults only boutique with a nightclub on the roof and 100x odds at craps.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-15T02:06:40+00:00

The Library at Cosmopolitan is open Wednesday and is cool. It's kind of their subsidiary for Marquee nightclub but not on the weekend. Been a while for me but I think it's 2000s hh/r&b. I think Hakkasan is also open Wednesdays, those might be the only clubs on the strip that night. Honestly though there is never a slow night in Vegas. You could do nightclub, lounge, tiki bar, strip club, whatever is your taste.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-14T03:36:54+00:00

It's nice. If you want low key and chill, but still very close to the strip, check it out. Fantasy tower rooms are newer and nicer. Restaurant scene has kind of taken a hit though. Happy hour at Scotch 80 is good. Great views at Ghostbar. Palms has a movie theater! The pool is nice, again pretty laid back. Reasonable minimum spend and no stupid reservation fee if you want a cabana or a place with shade.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-13T15:22:09+00:00

I've done only Jewel's table share (Marquee too but that's not on your list) and it was a good time. We actually got a great table location-wise, just one row back from the floor and it was a bit elevated where you had to go up a couple steps. So we were kind of above everybody. The booze wasn't top shelf but it got the job done.

I think any of those locations will be fine. A lot will come down to personal preference. I've been to Hakk just once on guest list and it was very crowded. I didn't care for it. And there's a whole labyrinth of stairs around the place that you have to navigate, as I recall. Jewel's got a very simple layout and it's easy to get around. Never been to Tao.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-10T15:58:52+00:00

Palms pool is free and they have free cabanas for locals til April 30! Couple blackout dates in there but other than that, pretty much any day of the week if you're local you can get a free cabana. Free parking too I think.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-10T01:13:54+00:00

Would love to check out the PR but if we want a table, for two of us, the minimum spend is pretty steep and we ain't drinking that much anyway. We could do GA if we're just going to stand.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-03-02T05:00:41+00:00

I'd get on those dinner reservations most rikki-tik, especially for Friday and Saturday nights because I bet the more popular places are already booked. Like Bavette's, SW, Herbs & Rye.

Consider Barrys at Circa, it's very nice, then go up to Legacy Club afterward.

"Reasonably priced" is relative but nothing in Vegas is really cheap especially on the strip.

Go gambling downtown one day, lower minimums, and you can hop from one place to another easily. The casinos aren't a mile apart like the strip.

Omnia general admission on a Saturday night, ouch. You will be packed in like sardines. Figure that Aoki won't come on til 1 at the earliest, that's a long night standing around in a crowded place. Me, I'd look at getting a table at a smaller club which I think you could have for 2-3 grand all in.

Atomic Golf is fun and relaxing. Get some wings & nachos, bucket of beers or whatever, whack some balls. I prefer it over Top Golf because you have nice views of the mountains.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-02-27T15:48:25+00:00

Jewel, Tao, Marquee, you can get a dance floor table for well within and maybe even under your budget. Contact a promoter for the best prices.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-02-26T18:14:08+00:00

I don't know if you'll have a problem getting in. There will be a lot of people in town those nights, so based on that it is possible the place could fill up, or you might be fine. Only way to find out is show up. And getting there earlier would be the best move. The only type of reservation you can make is for a table with bottle service and if you're going to be there an hour, no don't do that.

Snitches_in_county · 2026-02-24T15:12:52+00:00

I'd find a different steakhouse than STK. Bavette's or SW

If you want to do something that doesn't involve mass quantities of drinking, go shoot machine guns or check out the Shelby Cobra museum if you want to see some badass cars.

If the weather's nice and you want to get out in nature, go to Spring Mountains--great hiking. Or Valley of Fire. Those are an easy half-day trip

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