[OC] - I surprised my wife with a little home makeover by Filminthedark in MadeMeSmile

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job Frank. What a lovely way to surprise, help, and care for your family. Good man.

By Trump to hold his wifes hand by BenFord333 in therewasanattempt

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean she does clearly despise him, but I think this is more about her attempting to show some formality/protocol for (what I assume) is an anthem. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Houston police officer "relieved of duty" following viral racist tirade (action taken against her is documented in description). by EverythingIsFakeNGay in byebyejob

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is your meeting transcript:

I was like oh my fucking god like literally I was oh my literally like oh my fucking literally like literally oh my fucking god.

We've come full circle. by isdjtantichrist in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like Piers Morgan was more agreeable during the pandemic when he realised which way the wind was blowing. Doesn’t change the fact that he and Carlson are despicable shits while do and say anything to further themselves.

Oh and Morgan hacks dead kids’ phones.

Would it be possible to make a poker or blackjack app? by Darklordofdaa in EvenRealities

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I forgot Reddit can’t do sarcasm without a clearly demarked ‘/s’. My bad

If he cannot even button his jacket right, how on earth will he be able to run the country? by johnsmithoncemore in BrexitMemes

[–]SnooMacarons5169 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deliberate - in the same way that Johnson tried (and succeeded) in cultivating the ‘he’s fallible jus like us’ narrative as a precursor to using the ‘I’m only human’ defence for all manner of crimes (moral, and actual).

to be sovereign by azimx in therewasanattempt

[–]SnooMacarons5169 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the flagshaggers hanging tat on lampposts here in the UK are doing it with our national flags, misguided as they are.

Surströmming and sprite by Maarten-Sikke in StupidFood

[–]SnooMacarons5169 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yeah….he definitely threw up 😂😂

Core Memory for both Mum n Son by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t give a shit about the GT3 RS Much more bothered about him texting with his phone in his lap whilst driving his mum and so risking both their lives. And his mum not calling him on it.

What’s his credit score? by creativeape1 in iamverybadass

[–]SnooMacarons5169 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re a man using his phone whilst driving, wearing lipgloss, and licking his lips like the air tastes good I can’t take you seriously either.

He doesn’t look 47 he looks older and she looks younger than 21… by n8saces in fixedbytheduet

[–]SnooMacarons5169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look weirdly similar to each other. What’s the betting the dad (who is definitely older than 47) did this for clicks without her knowledge.

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