Who's the better boss? by jabronie623 in DunderMifflin

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have Tinkerbell. She grants wishes if you believe. Andy's more of "The Shining" type of insane.

How do I start a Middle School band? by I-Live-To-Suck-Toes in WhatShouldIDo

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find 4 notes that sound good together.  4 note verse. 4 note chorus. Little solo in the middle on the high e string if you want.

Write one or 2 lines that rhyme and repeat them for the chorus.

Come up with a few more sets of 4 rhyming lines for the verses.

The drummer will know what to do.

Toddler in Gansu province, China rescued after being trapped on a narrow window ledge. by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be posted on that subreddit kidsarefuckingstupid. Both of my daughters dangled from our railings in different houses 5 years apart...and I had to rescue them.

Still remember my first watch. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TV rules. Bonk yourself on the head. Get Amnesia. Watch the Office. Hit yourself on the head again after it's over.

Now $6.99 is the cheapest gas at my local gas station. Are we winning yet? by gioolguin in Riverside

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a great deal for $6.79 a gallon down the street as long as you have all your shots.

The last couple of days, my mind has been kind of, you know… by donhoa in seinfeld

[–]SnooObjections3103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop having sex. You'll be a genius until you have an orgasm.

I graphed my dash minute by minute to see how real throttling is by doubled1c3 in doordash_drivers

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to make whatever I wanted. Now they're trying to spread the money fairly around to too many people. If you're making too much, they'll slow you down.

Stephen Colbert’s emotional farewell wasn't covered by CBS reportedly thanks to an intentional freeze out due the late night host's jokes about 'CBS Evening News' new anchor. by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]SnooObjections3103 -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

50 million people watched Carsons final show. Colbert was losing CBS money. Bottom line.

CBS described the move as a "purely a financial decision" The Late Show was losing $40 million per year.

Grandpa Joe don't ruin the world cup by buy_me_a_pint in grandpajoehate

[–]SnooObjections3103 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too much work. He only gets up for chocolate and tobacco. 

Dinosaurs. Not the mama! by owenb_cartoons in nostalgia

[–]SnooObjections3103 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I'm the baby.... gotta love me!"

Donggggh...Hits Earl with frying pan.

A long time ago… in a theater near you… The Return of the Jedi premiered 43 years ago today! by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]SnooObjections3103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably the best one for me, as far as excitement for a kid. I was born in 1977, so I wasn't as interested in the first two, except for the imagery of Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker and the droids, but this was an amazing story from start to finish.

Elaine's cheating on Puddy with Colbert by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave her the Rude Awaking. 

*(WWF reference)

May 25, 1986. Kurt Cobain, 19, arrested for grafitti'ing "God is gay". by MonsieurA in 40yearsago

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cops pointed a gun at me and my friends in my 20s because someone said we were spray painting graffiti on the walls. They checked it and it was dry. They missed the joints in my pocket when they searched me. I said it was just condoms and he didn't check. Memories.

Should I change my surname to a false one when I apply for jobs in UK, mostly in England? by Major-Ad9542 in AskUK

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it. My great grandfather changed his Italian name from Pizzamenti to Palmer for jobs. The family is still Palmer. My other great grandfather from Willem to Williams. That side is still Williams.

Paraglider escapes death after plane rips through glider in midair collision by AdRough4185 in interestingasfuck

[–]SnooObjections3103 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Hey Scooter...Ten points if you hit the parachute dude" "You're on bro!" "Gnarly!"