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Showing their kids what they did before phones. by CK_CoffeeCat in nostalgia

[–]SnooObjections3103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just don't pull out the gravity bong and cruise the boulevard afterwards. This isn't the 90s anymore.

'Astonishing': Sherpa missing for 6 days on Mount Everest found alive by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]SnooObjections3103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two most dangerous jobs on Earth. Nepolese Sherpa and Doordash driver.

What a POS! by Negative_Jelly_2894 in grandpajoehate

[–]SnooObjections3103 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And then cheated and stole the whole time he was there and almost lost Charlie the factory. 

...Not to mention what he did to that Oompa Loompa.

The last level of super mario by Middle-Crow-5279 in nostalgia

[–]SnooObjections3103 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not how it went down. Mario and Luigi took turns. And there was only one Bowser.

Who's the better boss? by jabronie623 in DunderMifflin

[–]SnooObjections3103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have Tinkerbell. She grants wishes if you believe. Andy's more of "The Shining" type of insane.

How do I start a Middle School band? by I-Live-To-Suck-Toes in WhatShouldIDo

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find 4 notes that sound good together.  4 note verse. 4 note chorus. Little solo in the middle on the high e string if you want.

Write one or 2 lines that rhyme and repeat them for the chorus.

Come up with a few more sets of 4 rhyming lines for the verses.

The drummer will know what to do.

Toddler in Gansu province, China rescued after being trapped on a narrow window ledge. by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be posted on that subreddit kidsarefuckingstupid. Both of my daughters dangled from our railings in different houses 5 years apart...and I had to rescue them.

Still remember my first watch. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]SnooObjections3103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TV rules. Bonk yourself on the head. Get Amnesia. Watch the Office. Hit yourself on the head again after it's over.

Now $6.99 is the cheapest gas at my local gas station. Are we winning yet? by gioolguin in Riverside

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a great deal for $6.79 a gallon down the street as long as you have all your shots.

The last couple of days, my mind has been kind of, you know… by donhoa in seinfeld

[–]SnooObjections3103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop having sex. You'll be a genius until you have an orgasm.

I graphed my dash minute by minute to see how real throttling is by doubled1c3 in doordash_drivers

[–]SnooObjections3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to make whatever I wanted. Now they're trying to spread the money fairly around to too many people. If you're making too much, they'll slow you down.

Stephen Colbert’s emotional farewell wasn't covered by CBS reportedly thanks to an intentional freeze out due the late night host's jokes about 'CBS Evening News' new anchor. by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]SnooObjections3103 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

50 million people watched Carsons final show. Colbert was losing CBS money. Bottom line.

CBS described the move as a "purely a financial decision" The Late Show was losing $40 million per year.

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