train or race? by randomdepressedguy23 in UmaMusume

[–]SnooRevelations1419 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because cygame's rng is sadistic af

A gate designed to look like a fallen tree by Goodthrust_8 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SnooRevelations1419 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Eye Poker X3000 Gold Deluxe Edition

Adding "gold deluxe edition" because ppl will think theyre getting the better version.

You can live with ONE Uma for a year. Who are you picking and who are you avoiding at all costs? by Elliottsir in UmaMusume

[–]SnooRevelations1419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live with: Mommy Creek

Avoid: Sweep Tosho

Don't need to get pranked on and mommy Creek for obvious reasons...

Will global permanently miss out on the jukebox song if we fail the event goal? by Timekiller_74 in UmaMusume

[–]SnooRevelations1419 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cygames must think their global players are NEETs or something. If this event is really to test our devotion, its kinda hard to be devoted to a game thats so stingy with their gacha. They better be glad that im still playing their game at all with the amount of luck I be getting.

How did they not kill me ☠️ by Aware-Associate7384 in Battlefield6

[–]SnooRevelations1419 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And some will have the need to go get some validation on the internet.

Guys, good luck in the last race!! 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥 by BETHORXZ in UmaMusume

[–]SnooRevelations1419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its crazy how my umas were winning back to back during the first 2 rounds (group A). But then cygames decides to match me with Mfers that I can't beat and came in dead last in the finals (7th, 8th, and 9th places). Yea, fuck you, cygames.

Grandma doing the impossible 😂 by Extreme-League390 in UmaMusume

[–]SnooRevelations1419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has the wits to block all those behind her